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[F4F] JOI for a Good Girl by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 May 2026
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"Harrowhark, dear, we have got to get you laid."
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After the worst breakup, Harrow is in desperate need of an outlet. Her annoying friend Dulcinea insists on trying an upscale escort service to work out the worst of her frustrations. She fails to mention that she's been hopelessly addicted to an anonymous woman with a voice like honey, who gives the best explicit ASMR.
And then there's the security guard with the ridiculous hair.
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S. lepidophylla by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 May 2026
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"I do have a suggestion," John said, coming to take a seat beside her. She sat up and squared her shoulders. When John wanted to sit beside her, it usually meant the conversation coming next would leave her agitated and tired. "I think you need to produce an heir of your own."
Kiriona stared. Seconds of silence passed by with only her wide eyes and John's impassive glance. Finally, she burst into raucous laughter, going so far as to slap her knee.
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Gideon Nav's 57th escape attempt works, but she stumbles right into God. Divinity kind of sucks. At least John lets her pick her own wife.
Harrowhark doesn't get a choice.
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Hold you high above the flames by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Feb 2026
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"The Houses have grown fat on the Cohort's efforts. They linger within the safety of Dominicus, entirely unaware of the sacrifices we make to protect them. The time has come to call upon their sons and daughters, to enlist their blood for the glory of the Emperor Undying."
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What if you took the coffee shop AU River bubble but made it fucked up? The finest adepts of the Nine Houses face 'recruitment' into the Cohort, against their better judgment and their will. Harrowhark knows she's walking into the jaws of death, alongside seven others.
This will not be gentle. Please read the tags and intro.
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Unintended side effects by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Jan 2026
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Harrowhark knew damn well that her medications were life-saving. Except a new dose hits her right in the libido.
Gideon isn't concerned.
(Set in the same universe as "A rush of blood is not enough", but it can be read as a standalone.)
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- Part 3 of I Dare You
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A rush of blood is not enough by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Nov 2025
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What if Gideon and Harrow grew up in a 21st century small Midwestern town? What if Catholic trauma haunted their lives? What if so many wires crossed during their youth that everything feels impossible now? What if atypical antipsychotics weren't enough?
What if Ianthe sold coke on the dark web?
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- Part 1 of I Dare You
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I Dare You by jarofbeees
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Jan 2026
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Small towns and churches are hell for girls growing up. At least Gideon thinks so. A rage of emotions strips her away from her childhood best/worst friend. But eight years later, everything flips on its head when Harrowhark shows up as the new pharmacist at work.
(Modern AU, all based in the same universe)
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ménage à cinq by corvidlesbian
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Aug 2020
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Harrow Nova has trained for one singular purpose, and she will not be denied this chance- to take four dicks at once.
Harrow gets (lovingly) gangbanged by Gideons.
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- Part 2 of AUpocalypse
Bookmarked by jarofbeees
31 May 2026
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If The Morning Never Comes by godlikeadog
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Apr 2026
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“Um, are you gonna say something?”
The silicone and leather burned through Harrow’s corneas and pierced straight through her; the blunt instrument between them an effective ice pick against her pre-frontal cortex.
Hesitantly, “I'm really not sure what to say…” Harrow swallowed and choked on each word, “except that you have laid out a penis on my dining table, Griddle.”
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After being raised in the Mormon church her entire life Harrowhark Nonagesimus is finding some things are unavoidable: chief among them her infuriatingly attractive bestie of a butch coming off a break-up.
A.K.A Mormon Soaker Gideon Nav
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- Part 1 of Mormon Soaker Gideon Nav
Bookmarked by jarofbeees
24 May 2026
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sunrise enlightenment by ceylontea
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Nov 2022
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at the end of everything—after the universe breathes its deepest and the suns stretch their legs and the planets close their eyes in peace—there is nothing left to do but fuck
or, harrow and gideon explore each others bodies along with concepts of healing, family, and religion in a hypothetical post-series everyone-lives type au
Bookmarked by jarofbeees
13 May 2026
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open up all the faucets (be fruitful and multiply) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Feb 2023
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Having crawled out of Hell more herself than ever, Harrow finds a mostly-restored Gideon and the two finally have that long-awaited discussion. Many mouths are involved, but very little talking is had.
Bookmarked by jarofbeees
09 May 2026
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Should Auld Acquaintance be Forgot by snowleeksoup
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Jan 2025
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Ten years ago, Harrowhark Nonagesimus watched Gideon Nav walk through the gates of Drearburh for the last time. Presumably, never to see her again. After eighteen years of hatred and consistency—and then a few weeks of something else entirely—Harrow must live a life she once thought inconceivable. But she made her choice, just as Gideon made hers.
And never the twain shall meet.
But ten years later, Harrow's coworker-turned-frenemy-with-benefits makes her an offer she can't refuse. And things get unimaginably worse from there.Bookmarked by jarofbeees
10 May 2026