iwouldbemerry
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Somewhere (Over the Rainbow/Only We Know) by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Oz - L. Frank Baum, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Real Person Fiction
15 May 2024
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A shocking interview with one of the greatest cinematic talents and womens' rights activists of the century reveals unbelievable truths about her regular 'sabbaticals' you'd never have guessed.
Read the full transcript of this never before released article here!
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Sith's Haunted by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 May 2024
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The young woman rolled off of Fox and crashed to the floor, the fine red fabric of her dress pooling on the floor like a puddle of blood. She sat up shakily, which should not have been possible after channelling or blocking that stormfront of Force LIghtning, and looked over at the corpse of the Sith Lord.
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- Part 1 of Sith Insert AUs
- Part 2 of Self Insert Fantasies
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We Are The Music Makers by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Charlie Series - Roald Dahl, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
29 Dec 2022
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Mr. Wonka was busily making magic when the Visitor crashed through the haunted tunnel and into the Chocolate Room.
Funny, but it was somehow only amusing to unsettle other people. He didn't quite expect it himself.
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- Part 1 of Self Insert Fantasies
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What's This? by iwouldbemerry
Fandoms: Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Original Work, 異世界食堂 | Isekai Shokudou | Restaurant to Another World (Anime), デスマーチからはじまる異世界狂想曲 | Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody (Anime)
13 Dec 2022
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I imagine I'd be similarly baffled and delighted if I was randomly transported to a fantasy world (before I started panicking about logistics, obvi).
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- Part 7 of If You Give a Bard a Portal...(FILK)
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As always, I was listening to the source/inspo song and was suddenly struck with how similar the energies are - it must hurt to know that the people protecting your city from murderers are mostly teenagers, and you can't keep them safe from it even if you know who they were/could help because you can't even keep yourself safe, living in a hungry city like Gotham.
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- Part 6 of If You Give a Bard a Portal...(FILK)
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If You Give a Bard a Portal...(FILK) by iwouldbemerry
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Original Work, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Tortall - Tamora Pierce, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, World of Warcraft, デスマーチからはじまる異世界狂想曲 | Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody (Anime), 異世界食堂 | Isekai Shokudou | Restaurant to Another World (Anime)
13 Dec 2022
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... they'll run with everything they've got.
Hypothetically, if you were drop-kicked into a fantasy world and needed to make a living with no applicable skills other than getting songs stuck in your head, you'd probably want a head start rewriting your favorites to better suit your surroundings, right?
Right.
The majority of these started out inspired by Dragon Age, but some of them suit the general swords & sorcery vibe with little to no adjustment. After a while, I guess this just became the general filk hosting ground? Oops.
If you rewrite any of these, SING any of these, or are inspired to create similarly-themed fantasy or any fun filk, please link me, I'd love to listen!!
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Missing Scenes (mostly canon) by iwouldbemerry
Fandom The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Dec 2017
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Self Insert Fantasies by iwouldbemerry
Fandom Charlie Series - Roald Dahl, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
15 May 2024
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Sith Insert AUs by iwouldbemerry
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 May 2024
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You ever get tired of writing normal Star Wars inserts/OCs? You ever just decide to go apeSith??
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Moments after Tom Riddle's death, Harry looks up at the castle and sees someone he thought was dead.
If you can't trust Albus Dumbledore... who CAN you trust?
Harry isn't sure and he's not certain he wants to know.Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
02 Jun 2026
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Red Flags & Rift Rags by RevasLavellan
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
13 Dec 2025
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Welcome to Pop Idol: Rift Closure Edition, AKA Fade-Out Tour: Thedas, the smash-hit spin-off that no one asked for.
The Veil is torn, demons are pouring out of the sky, and the Inquisition is scrambling to hold the world together. Into this mess drops Mira, idol-turned-rift-closer, armed with nothing but sharp vocals, sharper sarcasm, and an even sharper jawline.
For the record, Mira did not ask to get yanked through a magical tear in sky and land face-first into a warzone. But here she is: pink-haired, pissed off, simultaneously singing, slashing, and arguing with a demonic-looking man at least twice her size.
She soon discovers three things:
1) The Veil here can be sealed with Honmoon.
2) The Iron Bull has thighs wider than her torso.
3) The only way to stop this sky-tearing apocalypse is to convince the three iconic figures of this universe to form a proper idol band together…inventing K-pop before Thedas even has radios.Cue the world’s weirdest survival tour: half pop concert, half battlefield, all chaos.
It’s loud. It’s insane. It’s pink. It’s glitter. And yes, a certain horned merc who definitely has a type is stealing focus in every scene.
Enjoy!
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Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
01 Jun 2026
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What Hunts Back by RevasLavellan
Fandoms: The Chronicles of Riddick Series, Pitch Black (2000), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
10 Apr 2026
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Leah Clearwater has survived wars, dead worlds, bad planets, worse people, and the general indignity of continuing to exist far past anyone’s expectations. You’d think that as the local dangerous, chronically unimpressed immortal, she would be entirely too experienced to be thrown off her game.
Unfortunately, the universe has always been a little too interested in proving her wrong.
Her newest mistake arrived blindfolded, restrained, and smelling like violence, bad news, and a deeply personal lapse in judgment.
The next thing Leah knows, she’s on the wrong ship, on the wrong planet, in the wrong kind of trouble, with an escaped convict stalking her in the dark who is enjoying this far too much and a general growing suspicion that the universe has singled her out for harassment yet again.
She should know better than to get any closer.
Too bad her instincts were already on the hunt, and he kept answering in kind.
AKA: Leah survives the apocalypse, several centuries, and interstellar mercenary work only to get taken out by one weirdly compelling asshole in chains.
AKA: That’s My Kind Of Problem / You’d Look Better Yielding / Come Closer And Prove It
Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
01 Jun 2026
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Not My Game, Not My Plot, Not My Problem by RevasLavellan
Fandoms: 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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Lyla downloaded the gacha game for some pretty pixel boys and endorphin-click mechanics.
What she actually got was interdimensional PTSD and a shiny new Hunter badge she never asked for.
Monsters. Plot holes. Sexy men with backstories that scream “therapist required.”
Right—Lyla’s “I’m out” was so abrupt even the Hunter Association blinked.
Her power said “gamify.”
She said “Stardew Valley”
Now she’s off-grid with a farm, 80% less anxiety, and avoids the main story like a tax audit.
Xavier comes looking for evidence of foul play.
Finds turnips, a hedgemaze, and the slow crumbling of his priorities instead.AKA:
I Transmigrated Into a Romance Game and Immediately Resigned
I’m Too Exhausted to Die for a Hot Boy Gacha Plotline
I Wanted a Chill Dating Sim, Not a Cosmic Dumpster Fire Apocalypse
Good Luck, MC! I’m Totally Rooting for You... From a Very Safe, Very Far-off Distance Behind a Very Large Fence. You Got This. Probably.- Language:
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Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
01 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter and His Accidentally Saving People Thing by Lomonaaeren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2025
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AU. Harry grew up with the Dursleys after his parents died in the war, but he isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived. His determination to have friends at Hogwarts leads him into Hufflepuff House. And his determination to protect himself and his friends leads to him saving the day, a lot—accidentally.
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- Part 5 of Songs of Summer 2025
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- English
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Bookmarked by iwouldbemerry
01 Jun 2026