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Would You Love Me If I Was A Worm? by ivebeenghosting
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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“...Kaeya?”
The worm wiggled as if to confirm his fears.
“Oh, Archons, what—” Before the redhead could yell at Barbatos about turning the man at the bar into a creature, a breeze suddenly picked up and he was alone. With the worm.
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Kaeya embodies the age old question of "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
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The groan ripped from the bartender before he could stop it, "I'm perfectly fine, Kae, stop fussing over nothing."
Kaeya continued as if the other never spoke at all. "I mean no disrespect to the lovely ladies like Barbara, but the graduates from the Akademiya working over in Sumeru would be able to figure it out. Their doctors are the best in all of Teyvat–” He practically pleaded with the redhead, who looked like he wanted to melt into the floorboards. Could his Pyro vision make a hole through the wood planks to swallow him up?
…On second thought, that’d be expensive to replace, perhaps not.
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Diluc has something happening with his health, and Kaeya forces him to look into it. Written for the Mint Condition zine.
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Dreams of sunlight and freckled skin haunted him, as did sweat glistening under a spring sky. Flashes of red in the field followed by the same tresses splayed across bedsheets under him, soaked in sweat and desperation.
The only thing he could think of was the beauty waiting to be captured and brought to him. The Underworld deserved a unified rule under two gods, and Kaeya could think of no other being in the universe that was a better fit than a young and innocent spring god. It must’ve been destiny to meet him, and who was he to deny destiny? He had to have him.
[Hades and Persephone AU written for Frost of Dawn zine]
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A flash of red in the mirror had Kaeya dropping the shield in his panic before looking up. All of his training spoke of the dangers of looking directly at the beast terrorizing his people, but none of their warnings stayed with him in the moment of reckoning. Flame-like snakes danced around in the flickering light of his torch, revealing eyes of crimson and a face unlike one the adventurer had ever seen.
He was frozen in place, but not of stone. Instead, his heartbeat thudded loudly as lilac eyes gazed upon the most beautiful creature with a reverence most would never experience. Perhaps the locals were wrong about the creature before him. After all, what supposedly evil creature would represent itself as beauty incarnate? As if time itself stopped in the face of heavenly artistry, rooting his every fibre to the cavern’s floor and eyes on the majesty of pulchritude. Vaguely, he registered the clatter of his own sword falling to the ground, tinny and distant in his ears.
Shit.
[Mythology AU written for Frost of Dawn zine]
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Whatever it was Kaveh was deluding himself to believe about a possible illness was quickly shut down when the slick, rhythmic smacks trickled through. Muffled grunts, the sound of something wet and recognizable slaps followed in a particular pattern that was hard to mistake even if you had one of those commercialized weights that you shook back and forth in a provocative manner.
But it couldn’t be. This was Haitham.
He was a man, sure, but he was also Haitham.His brain stalled to a halt as he failed to come up with any other logical explanation.
Was Haitham really jerking off?!
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Kaveh hears Alhaitham getting off One (1) Time, and it haunts his every waking moment, taking his years of pining from afar on a much thirstier path. Is it reasonable and normal to hear your roomie jacking off and get off on it yourself?
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Zhongli tapped his pen against the pitiful attempt of a letter.
Of all his talents, prostrating himself was not one.‘Excuse me, Lady of Cryo, I temporarily lost my mind to erosion and utterly wrecked your harbinger’s sphincter’ came and went through his mind in Childe’s voice. Amusing as it was, the statement was far too vulnerable to his state and vulgarly casual in tone to ever reach the page. A bit in poor taste, no matter how true.
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The entire story of getting together- reconciliation, healing, pining from a ancient deity, the same deity going insane for a hot minute, misunderstandings, conclusions, Childe has a slut era (not a playboy tho), Zhongli does not get jealous because his dick is the best in Teyvat, Childe has a crisis because of this, everyone is confused, the romcom How to Date Your Dragon begins, feelings are had, and it all starts when a silly redhead unknowingly propositions the god of contracts for sex.
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This fic does not and will not contain: MCD, Cheating, NTR, Unhappy endings
The tags are weird on purpose, but everything listed happens.
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Bookmarked by ivebeenghosting
03 Nov 2022
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My very first ever bookmark bc this is SPECIAL and I need to be able to easily access at all times (I say as if I'm not also subscribed directly to your user and I'm pretty sure the fic)
I'm gonna write some gay fuckin shit at you so I hope you're prepared for EMOTIONS bc God Damn I feel a LOT about this fic and could wax poetic if given the time and chance.
Thank you for making what is genuinely one of the best fanfics I've ever read, and I'm so glad I've gotten the chance to know you even a little bit. Here's to happy stories, hilarious banter, the best meme references, and so so much more.