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  1. Rec 21

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    Gerard Way is in their second-last semester of university. The last few years have not been easy, getting a psyche degree was no joke. They've barely been able to keep their head above water, and trying to get all the qualitative interviews done for their capstone research project has them ready to either drop out of drop dead. And, as if summoned by the devil, the final participant they have lined up the meet their quota is one [F], a dude who seems intent on totally fucking up their data and wasting their time.

    Frank Iero (so-called F) is so, so horny. He spends most nights deep in a book, cause his insane prof has them reading a novel a week, and the few times he gets out of the dorm, it's to play a gig in which he gets too shitfaced to really enjoy himself. But seeing that weird loser - that weird, cute loser - from the psyche program hanging hideous flyers begging for study participants, Frank thought it could be a cheat code to getting his dick wet. Or at the very least, he thought he could have some fun with them.

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    17 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 49

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    Frank Iero works at Flirty Girl Fitness, where he specializes in yoga, breathwork, pole conditioning, and connection-based movement, including a class on tantric foundations.

    Gerard Way is a burnt-out comic artist who clicks on the website by chance. Frank’s profile, however, is not a chance. One look becomes two. Curiosity becomes need. And suddenly he’s Googling “tantric foundations meaning for dumbasses” at 11:05 pm while trying not to panic.

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    22 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 78

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    Frank is a broke print shop employee in a failing post-punk band. He feels guilty over his internet scams — are they really scams, though? He started with creepy older guys, but it got very tiring. The older women, on the other hand, are sweet to him. They pamper him, dote on him, and willingly give him money just for talking to them. Being a beautiful, kind younger man who listens, treats them like a person and is their friend, a boy they can spoil, while they’re lonely in their real lives. That’s not a scam, that’s practically a service, right?

    Then, he meets a stunning woman on a forum who quickly turns out to be unlike any other.

    (very loosely based on a tumblr post by @mercining:
    Day 4 of writing a summary of a fanfic that doesn't exist: Gerard is an online scammer who poses as a beautiful woman to extort money from people. Frank is also an online scammer who poses as a handsome man. They will try to extort money from each other, unaware that the other is an imposter.)

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    11 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 65

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    TALK TO SOMEONE– ANYONE! CONNECT WITH A STRANGER ANY TIME, ANYWHERE.
    IT'S FREE.
    IT'S EASY.
    JUST CALL: 1-800-555-TALK
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    Frank sees the advert in a magazine. Gerard sees it on television. They call. They talk. They aren't strangers, not in the end.

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    31 May 2026

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    Frank can't figure out what's missing in his life, but it may have something to do with Mikey's brother.

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    28 May 2026