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“...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”
“It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.
Fuck his fucking life.
“You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”
“Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”
Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.
Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.
(when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)
(...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
...
You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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24 Jun 2026
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In Which Shane and Ilya Acquire KitKats...and Cats by beautifulduckweed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Shane and Ilya are married and back from their honeymoon, so: what's next for the two greatest hockey players of their generation?
Ilya looked over what he had achieved. Thirty-five minutes, it had taken him: truly a testament to his ingenuity, dexterity, and stealth. It was a masterpiece that deserved to be displayed in a museum—shared with the world and admired by the masses for generations to come. Unfortunately, he wasn’t willing to give up Shane to anyone or for anything, even a cause as worthy as art. He would have to make do.
He pulled out his phone, snapped a photo, and sent it to the group chat.
Or: Ilya learns the joy of stacking things on top of other things, and gets Chunked along the way.
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- Part 1 of Lover's Spit
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16 Jun 2026
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Jungle Juice and Gummy Bears Oh My! by Daisycupcake811
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jun 2026
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When the Rookies make one too many jokes about Shane being “Mom”, Ilya decides that they can then at the very least give his husband presents for Mother’s Day. His plan is going well, that is until one of the rookies opens their mouth.
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05 Jun 2026
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The Fabulous Adventures of Father Rozanov by ShadowhunterTrash
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jun 2026
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Luca Haas has spent his whole life chasing the NHL. When he finally makes the Ottawa Centaurs roster, he ends up living with the team’s captain (and his childhood idol) Ilya Rozanov. Luca plans to keep his head down, stay out of the way, and prove he belongs in the league.
Unfortunately, Rozanov seems determined to make room for him anyway.
Or: How Ilya Rozanov accidentally became a dad.
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