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    It’s nearing two in the morning when Wei Ying steps out of the club. In the middle of December, the air is chilly at this hour of the night even this far south, and the flimsy jacket thrown over a crop top does very little to keep the sting of the cold out.

    The hunger is so loud tonight. It’s been a while since Wei Ying properly made out with someone until the guy started to all but hump his leg and Wei Ying could feed off more than just wisps of the yang energy that flowed between them. In more ways than one, he’s been feeding off scraps for so long that he doesn’t even remember what it’s like to feel full.

    Sex demon Wei Ying meets cultivator Lan Zhan in front of a night club on a cold winter night. Things escalate from there.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying says deliberately. “I don’t like men.”

    Lan Wangji is too taken aback to say anything other than, “I know.” Even in his altered state, the bald admission tastes bitter on his tongue.

    “Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying repeats with a little more force. “I don’t want you to rape me.”

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    On a night hunt, Lan Wangji encounters a nasty sex curse. He and Wei Wuxian figure it out.

    Then, they figure it out.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    There is a long silence. Not for the first time, Lan Wangji wishes he himself were an oracle so he could run the thousand simulations he is keeping like bees in his mouth, and see which one lands.

    I am sorry. I did not know. They told me you were executed. I watered your plants.

     

    Lan Sizhui goes missing. A desperate Lan Wangji enlists the help of an old classmate.

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    24 May 2026

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    Sitting at his desk, Lan Wangji takes another sip of his horrible coffee, which is not in a recyclable cup and probably killing seventeen turtles, and looks over the intake form. Couples counselling is his specialty by choice, although not necessarily his choice.

     

    Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng are lovingly bullied into what they think is family counselling. Lan Wangji, on the other hand, is not in love with his clearly unavailable patient.

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    03 May 2026

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    It takes longer than it usually would for Wei Wuxian to catch on; the waiter’s mortified, flushed face, the couple with their hands under each other’s robes. The unusual warmth in his belly he has thus far, this evening, chalked up to his feelings for Lan Wangji.

    “Oh!” Wei Wuxian says when the realization strikes him. It hits him so strangely that he hears himself laugh, even though the situation isn’t funny. Maybe it will be, someday. But tonight, he — oh.

    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji get served the wrong pot of tea.

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    30 Apr 2026