11 Works by hellbubu
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"Now, now. Let's settle down, alright?" He sighed, thinking about what to do. They did not feel hungry and felt too energetic. And while a Force suggestion was an option, he'd rather leave something like that for emergencies. "How about I tell you a story? This one is a very old one. From before Master Yoda was even born, if you could believe that."
So he started telling them the story, and when he was done, he started the next one. When he ran out of stories, he started singing lullabies. Once all lullabies were sung, he started talking—memories of his days as an initiate, of his padawanship, or of his knighthood. He told them boring trivia about the temple or a class he once took or something dumb he had seen some of the younger council members do back when they were younger.
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Crèche Master Deonor escapes the Temple with a few younglings. He swears to keep them safe and see them into adulthood.
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“It was the Force." Rey let out an exasperated sigh as she pulled out the book. ”And it led me to this.”
“That’s, like, ancient." Finn looked over at the book on Rey's lap. “Though it does look to be in good enough condition.”
“It better have some secret to defeat the First Order,” Poe muttered.
Rey opened the book and read out loud.
“Most people don't understand the art of making tea. Alderaanian black tea is one of the best—" Rey stopped mid-sentence. “What is this?”
“Great, you bought a tea book.”
“I didn't buy it. I stole it.”
“Even better.”
The Force guides Rey to an old book.
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Doo’u’s Delusion by hellbubu
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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"Your aversion to bourbon is unsurprising." Dooku didn't quite turn his back to Obi-Wan but didn't hold a position that gave him an advantage as he grabbed a bottle. "Perhaps a cider would be more to your liking. I do remember you being fond of 'juice' as a youngling."
"What?"
"Of course I stock up on a variety. I have manners."
"No, not that." Obi-Wan frowned at him, and Dooku lamented the grey hairs and wrinkles on someone still so young. Though he must admit he probably looks adequate given that Skywalker is his padawan. "You never knew me as a youngling. We first met in Genosis."
"We were well acquainted before I left the Order," Dooku started. "You used to hide under my cloak and sit at my feet during council meetings."
"You really expect me to believe that you'd let younglings hide under your cloak and that the council allowed toddlers at their meetings?"
Or the one where Obi-Wan does not remember back when he used to seek out Dooku as a toddler. He thinks Dooku's age is getting to him.
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- Part 2 of Doo's Safe (?)
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Vader is the biggest Obi-Wan Kenobi fan he knows. Kenth (the stormtrooper he talks about Obi-Wan to) thinks he should get over that situationship and leave him the fuck alone. Meanwhile in Tatooine, some well-intentioned 'trooper thinks Ahsoka is trying to scam poor old crazy Ben by posing as his daughter.
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"Juice," the child said, pointing at Alderaan.
"Yes, Alderaan is known for its wines and ciders. Are you suggesting we should mediate the taxation on Alderaan's exports?" The child clapped. "Interesting approach."
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- Part 1 of Doo's Safe (?)
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Outstanding Fees by hellbubu
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
17 May 2026
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Serenno's Count finds enough time between leading a war and serving his Sith master to notice some discrepancies in his access to the archives. He contacts Madam Nu about it. It goes as well as expected.
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The Time the Temple Gave Qui-Gon Imposter Syndrome by hellbubu
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
14 May 2026
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"I find your report lacks critical information, Master Jinn." Depa Billaba said serenely, as if she weren't the source of the rumors. Qui-Gon was almost certain they all originated from her. He just had no proof and knew better than to accuse a council member without proof. "Master Koon, you have the braid."
She handed Plo Koon Obi-Wan's braid like it was a microphone or a talking stick.
"I personally find this whole—"
"Master Jinn, you don't have the braid. Please wait for your turn."
Qui-Gon scowled. He had done nothing to deserve this treatment.
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My Allegiance is to the Republic. To Democracy. To Sea Otters by hellbubu
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
10 May 2026
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"Anakin, my allegiance is to the republic. To democracy. To sea otters."
That last thing made Anakin pause. What the kriff is a sea otter?
"What did you say?" Anakin turned around.
"They're beautiful, Anakin." Obi-Wan smiled at Anakin. "They go down to the bottom and get a stone and a seashell and then—"
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“You cannot fool me,” Vader said. “The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.”
“Wait,” Serenno said, dragging the word. “We, like, dated? I don't talk to exes. So, like, can you leave?”
“No, you were like a father to me. But not anymore. Anak—”
Obi-Wan goes into hiding in Serenno, thinking no one would go looking for him there. He was wrong.
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Carlos let out a wet gasp and threw up water. The strong arms that kept him up let him go. Instinctively, his arms held his upper body up. He kept coughing wetly even once he had stopped throwing up.
“What kind of idiot goes back into the fucking boat for a—whatever that was.”
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In Formula 1, your first rival is your teammate. Sasuke knows this.
He is selfish and hungry. He's glad Itachi never made it. He's glad his brother got chewed up and spit out when Sasuke was too young to be a threat.
Sasuke is young and the newest Red Bull Racing driver. He won't let the second-seat curse get to him. He's too obsessive and distrustful for it.
Or, I put blorbo into my new hyperfixation.