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leave this star-crossed world behind by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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“Don’t have to face any specific direction to talk to you, Grace,” Rocky says. “Am radially symmetrical. Hearing organs on whole body. Grace biologist, should know this.”
I suddenly regret teaching him literally anything about biology. Some things more than others.
“Figure of speech,” I say. That’s so not the point. “Listen, is this about the other day? Because we can pretend it never happened, if it’s making you uncomfortable.”
Rocky skids to a stop. He slowly backs up a few paces, and now I can tell he is actually focusing on me, even though it doesn’t really matter which facet of his body is pointed in my direction, due to the aforementioned radial symmetry.
“Not uncomfortable,” Rocky says. “Interesting display of human culture and biology. Grace very kind to share with me."
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- Part 2 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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phenomenal nominal nothing by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Apr 2026
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“Proof of concept,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. “We’ve tested it thoroughly to ensure it fits the specified nutritional profile, and several members of our team have ingested small amounts of it to ensure there were no adverse effects.”
“You ate some of it?” I ask, rudely. I’m too irate to mind my language. Who do they think they are? That meat is for Grace. In a way, that meat is Grace.
“Yes,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. They and the rest of the human life support thrum know better than to be offended by my occasionally strange behaviour. “Obviously we weren’t going to risk the life of Honoured Grace on a completely untested technology.”
That doesn’t mean much. There’s a lot of things that are safe for ingestion by Eridians that would outright kill a human.
Trust Grace, I remind myself. He’ll have thought of all this.
(OR: Grace's meburgers from the book epilogue. Let's talk about those!)
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sowing season by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Apr 2026
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Rocky suggests a learning experience, and ends up learning a few things about himself that he's not quite ready to know.
“I could leave the room and observe from out there,” I say.
“No,” Grace insists. “Go to other end of ship. Go back to sleep. Go unconscious.”
“I want to observe,” I say. “You’re enjoyable to watch. I want to know. I want to perceive everything about you.”
Grace… doesn’t say anything in response to that. His mouthparts move soundlessly, and his tongue flickers out to moisten his lip.
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- Part 1 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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The leather jacket was what started it.
The Master saw it in a shop somewhere. Not on Earth, but on some human-infested space station in the 25th century. Made of real leather, which was a truly retro concept in that time period, with quilted details on the shoulders. He bought it, of course. Didn’t even consider stealing it or killing anyone, which should have been a cause for concern, really. Just grabbed it off the rack and quietly walked up to the counter and handed over the appropriate amount of local currency, and left.
(Or: the Master, playing the companion.)
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For the record— and she’d said as much, regardless of whether or not it was really her place to have an opinion— Riza had thought from the start that this was a bad idea.
The potential informants were quite adamant that they would only talk to Colonel Mustang if he came alone, no backup. But they hadn’t said anything about a sniper in the building next door.
(or: Mustang negotiates. Hawkeye watches.)
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xeno jerkoff cinematic universe by grimark
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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Grace and Rocky, doing it like they do on the discovery channel.
(ft. Rocky being evasive about his feelings, Grace's demisexual alienfucker sexuality crisis, and also a couple of meandering flashback journeys through Grace's less-than-impressive dating history.)
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Billy and Cornelius have an understanding, where extramarital amusements are concerned. Sol and Cornelius have an understanding too, or at least that's what Sol thinks.
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Trans werewolves, basically.
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and the truth of the matter is i'll never let you go by holograms
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
03 Jul 2026
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Only us, Grace says, but that's easy to say when there isn't another option.
He doesn't want to lose Grace. Can't. So: he will do whatever it takes to make certain Grace could never leave him.
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04 Jul 2026
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i want us both to eat well by peglarpapers
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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“Not so strange,” Rocky says mildly. “Back in not-so-distant past Eridian eat other Eridian all the time. Top of food chain. After natural disaster, war, not so much else to eat. Ecosystem delicate, especially if carnivore, especially if big. 🎵🎶 good thing to have to fall back on.”
“Cannibalism,” I manage to get out.
“New word. Cannibalism.”
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29 Jun 2026
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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10 Jun 2026
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I'm just about a moonlight mile on down the road by Moonshine_Dan, Synthyk (Moonshine_Dan)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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You are profoundly alone. You have been for a while. Suddenly, you aren't anymore, and you are struggling to be normal about it. Pooling strengths and weaknesses with the strange creature on its explosive-atmosphere ship might just be the only way to save both of your stars, but it might also lead to more than just strictly scientific discoveries, and neither of you are sure how to feel about that.
OR: The universe's most unlikely meet-cute.
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13 Apr 2026
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Morals Clause: A contract provision that may be used in endorsement, spokesperson, and similar agreements to give the advertiser the right to terminate the deal, seek damages, or remove branding if the individual engages in actions bringing disrepute, scandal, or negative attention, protecting the brand's image and financial interests.
Yuna does her research—apparently, a morals clause is common, in contracts like this.
It bothers her, a little, how vague it is, but ultimately, she doesn’t see an issue with it—at least, not really.
Shane is many things, and she is so, so excited to see how much more he becomes… but, for all of the many things she imagines in his future, she doesn't think he's capable of doing anything that could be accurately described as scandalous.
She's wrong.
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Bookmarked by grimark
23 Jan 2026