exprophet
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lesson learned wish me luck, soothe the burn wake me up by exprophet
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
18 Aug 2017
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God, failing a suicide attempt was really fucking tedious.
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- Part 2 of The Bright Side is Suicide
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The Bright Side is Suicide by exprophet
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
28 May 2017
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Connor was a monster and he certainly knew.
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- Part 1 of The Bright Side is Suicide
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Bucky was the main provider for the house, seeing as Steve wasn't healthy enough to do manual labor. Money was tight. So, Steve did what he had to do to make ends meet.
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The Fake AH Crew has a sniper, and an attack dog. They've taken a liking to each other, and here's exactly what they think.
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- Part 1 of Five Senses (series of one shots)
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The Fake AH Crew has a demolitions "expert" and a ticking time bomb. They light fuses together.
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- Part 2 of Five Senses (series of one shots)
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Five Senses (series of one shots) by exprophet
Fandom Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
11 Dec 2016
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A GTA!au experienced with the five senses.
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"Your standards sound pretty low," Samira replies back, even though her heart is beating so quickly it gives her a head rush. "Do you say that to every girl who asks for pictures of you shirtless?"
"No," Jack says, voice completely certain. Samira swallows. "No, Samira. Just you."
(or, maybe giving jack abbot her phone number was a very, very bad idea.)
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01 Jul 2026
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“Hey,” Robby says, “wanna hold her?”
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- Part 2 of a little steam on my clothes
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30 Jun 2026
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Jack must have caught Samira’s sideways glances at the root-like scar now visible through the deep v of his top and smiled tightly. “Shark attack. Never know what animals are out there on Lake Michigan.” Keeping a straight face until the tight furrow of Samira’s brow became too earnest for him to keep up his ruse, Jack nudged her shoulder with his and snorted. “I’m kidding Mohan. Souvenir from a mortar shell in Kandahar. I promise, it didn’t hurt as much as it looks.”
“Oh! I don’t think it looks painful. It looks cool, kinda like it’s a map line on your body.” It wasn’t until Samira looked up from the tablet that she was typing her notes into that she caught Jack’s smirk, his green eyes playful under the unforgiving lighting of the exam room. “A map line…never had residual shrapnel described in that way before.” Samira felt her cheeks flare in embarrassment and fear, praying to the Gods that she hadn’t just shot her medical career in the foot by ogling a war injury of her attending.
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30 Jun 2026
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Yesterday Robby sent her a bedroom selfie -- well, it was about the cat sleeping right under his chin, lying over his neck and collarbones. He was shirtless, and the photo was tactfully cropped, but she could see the dark chest hair, the corded tone of his pectoral muscles, and his shoulders. Ruffled hair from sleep, and groggy eyes.
Or: It starts with a car and a cat.
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29 Jun 2026
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“You didn’t do anything wrong,” Jack Abbot murmurs, pressing his lips to her forehead, before disappearing back down to the parking lot of her apartment complex. “I’ll be back in an hour. I’ll buzz three times when I’m back—I’m gonna leave my cell at home. Three times, alright? Three times, and only three times.”
Samira nods.
“Three times.”
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Or, Jack Abbot is the guy you call when you need to get rid of a body.
Bookmarked by exprophet
27 Jun 2026