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“We haven’t had sex in…” Shane pauses, does the mental math to get from yesterday morning to right now, and comes up with “thirty-six hours.”
Ilya blinks. Once, twice, like he needs it to check Shane’s math and wrap his head around the stupidly broad smile on his boyfriend’s face.
“Hollander,” he eventually bites out. “Blyat. Why the fuck do you say this like it’s good thing?”
Or; a soft little cottage interlude.
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They don’t sleep together, that night when he kisses her on the sidewalk outside her place. When he asks her to stay.
or; Gibbs and Lala, post season two finale.
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Bertha will never forget the look on George’s face when he left her in Newport.
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She knows exactly where her husband has gone in the wee hours of the night.
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But George pulled through. He recovered, and he woke again, and for a few, blessed moments, he laid eyes upon Bertha and did not frown or flinch, simply smiled at her and held her hand and told her “I’ll be quite alright, my dear.”
The trouble is, Bertha made the altogether foolish mistake of believing he meant they would be alright, as well.
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outside, looking in by epigraphs
Fandom Law & Order: Organized Crime (TV 2021), Law & Order: SVU
20 Nov 2022
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A collection of outsider pov fics for Olivia and Elliot from Law & Order: SVU and OC.
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couldn't buy you flowers (while i was in the 9 to 5) by epigraphs
Fandom Law & Order: SVU
05 Oct 2021
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They’d considered it—Shane being gay. It’d been an option. But Ilya Rozanov and the way Shane looks at him like he’s the love of his life has blindsided them. Blindsided both of them, and there’s almost nothing Yuna likes less than being blindsided.
She’s not mad, David wants to say. We’re so proud of you. We’re so happy for you. We just didn’t know.
Somehow we missed it, you falling in love.
or, what David Hollander and Ilya Rozanov talk about while Shane and Yuna are outside in episode six.
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- Part 2 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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27 Jun 2026
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Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.”
“It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.”
“Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty little mouth."
Or: The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.
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25 Jun 2026
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desperate measures (the 2021-2022 season) by LiarsandThieves22
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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25 Jun 2026
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“I was trying to be cool about it.” Shane's confession is a quiet whine, muffled into his palms. “Go with the flow, y’know?”
It’s almost unbearable, how much Ilya adores this perfect, neurotic man. “Hollander,” he says patiently. “You have never once gone with flow. Not ever in your life.”
There is only one grey cloud in the perfect blue sky of Ilya’s summer.
His two weeks at the cottage are almost over, and Shane still hasn’t asked him to stay.
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23 Jun 2026
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He watches Hollander’s eyes track over the laundry detergent sitting on a shelf, the amount in the hamper and back to the machine, and it’s as obvious as if he’s got a little thought bubble actually hovering above his head— “you want to start a load of laundry,” he says, snickering a little.
“It’s just— we’re on the road again in two days, and all my normal stuff is dirty,” Shane says, reaching for the hamper and sifting through to grab only the lighter colors.
“Okay,” Ilya says. He’s still hard, and he presses a hand to the bulge under his pants, ostentatious, a blatant display as Hollander turns to look at him. “You do your household chore in middle of sexy hookup. I will go get naked and lie in your bed, and if you can tear yourself away, maybe you get there in time for me to get inside you before I come.”
Hollander’s eyes darken, flickering down to Ilya’s hand pressed against his groin. “Uh. Give me like. Thirty seconds. A minute.”
And, indeed, it can’t be longer than a minute later that Hollander is naked and climbing on top of Ilya on the bed, the low rumble of the washing machine providing a soundtrack to their embrace.
Bookmarked by epigraphs
23 Jun 2026

