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Tim Drake vs. College Applications by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
25 Nov 2024
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Tim knew he was smart. He was the world’s second greatest detective, after all. However, just because he knew he was smart, and the Justice League knew he was smart, that didn’t mean college application reviewers knew he was smart.
Or: Tim tries to write his college app essays and realizes that maybe he isn’t in the healthiest environment.
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twitter interactions with your super-arch-nemesis-turned-father-figure by dumbassium
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jul 2024
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it's a twitter fic. where tony's iron man who's a villain. it's just waffling.
The Daily Bugle ✔ @DailyBugleOfficial
Iron Man seen fighting Avengers after attempting to rob a local bank.>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Excuse you, what do you mean attempting, I robbed it successfully>>> Captain America ✔ @CptSteveRogers
Iron Man, return the money you stole and turn yourself in immediately -Captain America>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
No can do capsicle, already spent it.>>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
on w h a t?>>>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Insect repellent.Series
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Junior’s Home by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
26 Jul 2024
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“Well if it isn’t the second Boy Blunder, long time no see,” the Joker drew out slowly with a devilish smirk.
“Joker,” Jason returned stiffly.
“What have you been up to since you stole my name?”
Dick scoffed, “So kidnapping Red Robin was just a ploy to get Hood here?”
The Joker looked affronted, “Of course not. Why would I care about the second birdie? All I did was kill him after a few hours of torture, no biggie! The third one on the other hand...”
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The Joker has escaped Arkham.
Tim Drake used to be Joker Junior before he became Robin.
The Batfam is unaware of Tim's past.
Angst ensues.
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The Red Hood's New Mentor: Wonder Woman? by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
24 Jun 2024
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The Red Hood gets kidnapped by the JL and when they realize how young he is they’re like “...well, someone can take him as their mentee”
Obviously Bruce volunteers, but so does Wonder Woman. And Nightwing.
Jason is given the option to choose who he would like to mentor him.
Bruce, the father figure he constantly complains about, or Diana, his favorite hero, or Dick, the sappy annoying older brother.
Bruce can feel the grey hairs coming.
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"He's Not Batman" by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Apr 2024
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When Batman stepped out of the White Collar elevator, Jason’s brain was too busy cursing the universe with every swear word he knew to pay too much attention to the man.
Jason looked up, and the sudden rush of movement caught someone's attention. He made eye contact, and he knew they made eye contact despite the white gloss of the cowl, with The Dark Knight.
And that… was not Bruce.
“‘Wing? Why the fuck are you in the cowl?”
Dick paled and stumbled, taking a few steps back to stabilize himself. “Jason?” He asked breathlessly.
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Jason!Neal encounters Dick!Batman after Bruce is lost in the time stream and presumed dead while no one knows Jason is alive.
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completely unrelated villain!tony works because i love that trope 😋 by dumbassium
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Jul 2024
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Lost by Time; Reconnected by Circumstance by dumbassium
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Apr 2024
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
...
You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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Two birds on a wire by Kardnay
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Jun 2026
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Hollander's parents must be supportive and nice, if he's thinking of coming out to them. Ilya doesn't even dare to fantasize about coming out to his family. The closest he's come to that are the nightmares about being outed. He doesn't want to even think what that would entail for him. But he knows.
Fuck Hollander. He even managed to make Ilya feel sorry for him. Because Ilya can't fathom how dreadful life would be without the option to choose a nice woman to learn to love, if circumstances ever got dire. But Hollander won't have to think of that anymore. Which is nice, of course. Ilya is not a monster. But fuck him.
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OR: Shane Hollander comes out in 2012 and he's determined to prove he can be queer, Asian, and the best player in the league. Ilya Rozanov is none of those things. Except maybe the last one. -
book boyfriend by lanallite
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 May 2026
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finn @jjsvoyagos
I was scrolling on the tl and apparently some hockey romance novel is getting adapted?? And the streets are saying that the main character is sort of like shane hollander?> marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
please don’t mention riding the edge on voystwt, it’s a triggering subject for us all 😭> > finn @jjsvoyagos
?? i’m new here, pls explain the lore> > > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
it’s a really weird smutty book that inadvertently sexualizes shane. the main guy is literally shane hollander with a different name. elite player, youngest captain in montreal franchise history, golden boy, half-japanese half-canadian, same exact personality and looks… idk even if the character is somehow not inspired by shane hollander, then it’s kind of suspicious how similar they are…> > > > finn @jjsvoyagos
Oh… that is weird as fuckor; a straight hockey romance becomes the biggest show on the planet. The internet is convinced (correctly) that the male lead is 100% based on Shane Hollander. Too bad almost no one knows Shane Hollander is gay.
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Modern Lockets by princepixel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 May 2026
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“Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”
A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”
“I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.
In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.
…At least, not yet.
(AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.) -
Ilya Rozanov's Guide to Reinforcing the Closet by pink_starfish
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Apr 2026
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“Are you… are you saying that you want to be in a relationship with Shane Hollander?” The room held a sort of tension, like everyone in it was holding their breath, waiting for Ilya to vehemently deny it.
The reporter had taken his words in the complete opposite way than Ilya had meant them, but he supposed he was too committed to stop now. “Of course not.”
“Of course.” The reporter parroted, laughing nervously.
“Obviously, we are already in a relationship.”
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In Ilya’s rookie season, he impulsively jokes about dating Shane to an invasive reporter. Then, he just… keeps doing it, since publicly announcing it enough times that everyone writes it off as a joke is a great way to hide a clandestine relationship.