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    Wyatt: I wanted to check that were still on for board game night?
    Ilya: Yes wyatt we will be be there for boring game night
    Wyatt: I'm sure that was a typo :)
    Wyatt: I also just wanted to go over the rules one more time
    Wyatt: 1. You will talk to Shane about how it’s just a game and that it’s just for fun
    Wyatt: 2. It doesn’t matter who wins or who loses
    Ilya: Yes yes I will remind him of these rules
    Ilya: Even though they are all fucking lies
    Ilya: Of course winning matters
    Ilya: And me and my Shane will crush you at your boring game
    Wyatt: Well this actually does a great job of bringing us to rule 3
    Wyatt: Winning cannot be celebrated by having sex in my bathroom

    Or: 5 times Ilya tries to fuck his husband, and 1 time he actually does.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    06 Jul 2026

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    After Vegas, Shane decided that to get over Rozanov, he needed to get under someone new. That decision ends up costing him more than he could have ever known.

    After Vegas, Ilya decided that getting over Hollander was a useless task, and saying fuck it and jumping all in was the way to go. That decision ends up costing him more than he could have ever known.

     

    NOTE: None of the Rape/Non-Con is between Shane & Ilya

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Maybe thinking that he'll finally get some sleep made Shane an idiot, maybe wishing for a non-asshole next door neighbor was selfish.

    Shane never really did get what he wished for.

    He should march over to his apartment and lecture him on common decency, let him know that because of him Shane was falling asleep at work and messing up his perfectly mapped out schedule. However what he shouldn't do is follow Ilya Rozanov with his eyes or wait like a stalker for him outside his door just to run into him, he shouldn't think about him at work or on the subway. There were so many things that Shane shouldn't do regarding Ilya Rozanov but again Shane finds himself doing what he shouldn't do, laying in bed listening to the sounds and vibration coming from the other apartment with his head in his hands, if this wasn't the last straw, Shane wasn't sure what would be.

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    27 May 2026

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    Rather than give him the joint, Ilya takes it back between his own lips and sucks in a deep breath, the tip glowing as he does so. Then, before Shane can process it, he’s reaching up and sliding one large hand around the back of Shane’s neck, pulling him down so their lips meet.

    Shane gasps softly, and Ilya takes the opportunity to blow smoke into his open and waiting mouth.

    Oh, God. Are you there? It’s me, Shane Hollander. We’ve had our differences, but I think I’d like to convert for real this time. I’m ready. Open the pearly white gates. I’m coming up.

    Shane goes to a house party, gets high, then gets on his knees. bon appetite
    now a multi-chapter saga bc i couldn't help myself

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    04 May 2026