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    “I read the guide,” Jungkook muttered, insulted. “I even tried thinking about boobs and thighs and like, whatever. It just buzzed a little and then gave up.”

    “Damn,” Jimin said, biting back another smile. “You couldn’t even get the AI hard.”

    “Do you want me to die?”

    Jimin tilted his head. “Nah. This is more fun.”

     

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    Jimin and Jungkook, longtime roommates and “totally straight” close friends, have a yearly tradition of one-upping each other with chaotic stocking stuffer gag gifts. Last year, Jungkook won with a corn-shaped dildo engraved with “country girls make do”, leaving Jimin stunned and humbled.

    But this year? Jimin’s not playing fair. He’s got a secret weapon: a top-tier AI-driven, brainwave-synced masturbator his company just finished developing. A prototype designed to read your dirtiest fantasies and milk you accordingly.

    Naturally, he drops it into Jungkook’s stocking.

    Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like forcing your straight roommate into a sexual identity crisis.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    This was fine.

    Totally fine.

    Jimin had done this before.

    He'd left hickeys on people at parties, in dimly lit bedrooms, in the backseat of cars. It wasn't exactly an advanced skill, but if there was one thing he knew with complete confidence, it was that he was good at it. He knew exactly how much pressure to use, how long to linger.

    This was just that.

    Just another hickey.

    On Jeongguk.

    His best friend.

    The thought nearly made him choke.

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    Every Valentine’s Day, Kim Seokjin hosts the most infamous party on campus: Hook Up Night, a chaotic matchmaking game where strangers are paired together for seven minutes behind the door of a linen closet.

    Park Jimin joins expecting nothing more than another reckless night of drinking, dancing, and meaningless fun - until he’s matched with his best friend, Jeon Jeongguk.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Jimin had been pining for his best friend, Jeongguk, for what felt like forever, who seemed determined to date just about everyone except him.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “Keep looking at me like that,” Jeongguk tells him, making Jimin’s gaze shoot up to him, eyebrows knitting together.

    “Like what?”

    Jeongguk’s next words are whispered right against his mouth. “Like you want me back.”

    Jeon Jeongguk and Park Jimin were best friends back in college before they had a falling out once Jimin graduated. What happens when they run into each other again at their college reunion ten years later and Jimin finds that the once timid, small Jeongguk who was in love with him back then is now a strong, confident man?

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    02 Jun 2026

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    "I don't know what to do," admitted Jimin. "By the time that party happens tomorrow, everyone there is going to think we're dating."

    Jeongguk looked down at him for a long moment, head cocked—and then he shrugged. "Let them, then."

    Jimin stared at him. "You're not serious."

    "Hyung." Jeongguk stepped closer. "I can be your date if you want."

    Jimin swallowed hard. "Fake." He cleared his throat. "Fake date."

    Jeongguk cleared his throat too, glancing away. "Right." He pushed his thumb into his lip rings. "Fake."

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    01 Jun 2026