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    Your name is Harry Du Bois. You are a 25-year-old gym teacher at a high school in Grand-Couron. Over the next three days you will make new friends, learn new things, and find new ways to make a complete and utter fool of yourself. What is it all for? Who is it all for? And what will become of you once it's all over?

    Who knows? Perhaps some things are just inevitable.

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    YOU - You wake up next to Kim for the very first time.
    INLAND EMPIRE - Welcome to the rest of your life.

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    27 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    After The Case of the Hanged Man, Harry and Kim are both working at the 41st, and they take their first real case that involves leaving their desks. No detective solves every murder, not even Harry Du Bois, and this one doesn’t look to Kim like the sort that gets solved.

    “Kim, is it possible that I forgot that some girls have penises?”
    “Oh.” You blink at each other. “Yes, that does happen.”

    In series, but stands on its own (as do the others).

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    26 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    "Yes miss, but . . ." The lieutenant disagrees. "For him that number is 56."

    Harry remembers, months afterwards, that Kim had believed in earnest that he was a full decade older than he actually was. At first he assumes that it was simply a mistake, but when he teases Kim about it he discovers that there's more to it then simply being bad with numbers.

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    22 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    In past relationships, Kim has been told that he moves too fast. He expects things too quickly, or he wants something the other person isn’t able to give. Not just romantically, but there have also been friends that have had to inform him that he wants to spend too much time with them or his interests are too boring. He’s aware of that, and has done the work to correct it.

    Especially with Harry.

    Kim is pretty sure that Harry is queer, and he can entertain the idea that he’s interested in Kim, but he’s also still early in his recovery. And they’ve only known each other for four months. He can keep things casual for a long time. Possibly forever, if that’s what it requires, cause as often as he imagines what Harry would look like naked and on his knees, he also really enjoys that he has someone that wants to play board games with him.

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    22 Jun 2026