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“Staring at a finished cup of tea is your idea of fun? I really shouldn’t be surprised.” Astarion rolls his eyes affectionately and gestures to Gale’s cup, “Well go ahead, what does your future hold wizard?”
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Gale reads Astarion's tea leaves.
Prompt: Fortune-Telling
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- Part 1 of BWBR: 31 Gays of Summer
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BWBR: 31 Gays of Summer by AcrylicAgony, completelyrotten
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Jul 2024
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Mystery Work
Part of Abandoned (Bad Ideas)
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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02 Jun 2026
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Astarion and Gale are dildos of their respective masters. When they're thrown into the dark depths of the cupboard together and forgotten about, they have nothing better to do than bond.
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15 Feb 2026
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Herbal Remedies by nyxueaurelia for thecheeseburgercat
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Sep 2024
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“I see,” he said, his voice low and dripping with promise. He picked up the rosemary he’d originally been sniffing, carefully putting it to the side. “I do intend to purchase some herbs first though, darling.”
“First?” Halsin asked, raising an eyebrow at him.
The man tutted at him, hands on his hips. “Darling, I think it’s already a forgone conclusion that I’m following you home and getting fucked. Now, do you have any lavender?”
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A modern AU disaster involving Astarion, an unlikely fiance, the herb seller at the local market, and a fair amount of angst and gratuitous smut. I may cause angsty trauma, but we always find a good ending eventually!
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07 Jul 2024
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“Everything has a price,” he said, his voice silky smooth.
Astarion wasn't sure he'd ever felt this well and truly fucked in his entire life before, in more ways than one.
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After graduating from law school under the shadow of a scandal, Astarion takes an internship working for the infamous Cazador Szaar, whose law firm is notorious for getting results.
And while working for Cazador is a good way to make sure your resume won't be overlooked in the future, it comes with a price tag that Astarion is all too familiar with paying.
Thankfully, the new security guard, Wyll, has been a welcome distraction, and an even more welcome friend. And, perhaps, something more...
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- Part 1 of Trip the Darkness
Bookmarked by completelyrotten
04 Jul 2024