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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    “You want to take care of me?” he proffered around a sip of his whiskey. Malfoy patted his thigh and then nodded toward her. “Come on then, sweetheart. Come have a seat so you can take care of Daddy.”

    Hermione’s teeth clenched together tightly. She was going to throttle Harry for his asinine ‘by whatever means necessary’ principle.

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    Or: A game of Cat and Mouse where both parties think they are the cat and only one of them is correct.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
     

    or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Complete 🤍🤍🤍

    She knows, in the coldest, most clarifying moment she has ever lived, that as much as she loves Ron (and she does love him, Gods, she does - their history is stitched into the very fabric of who she is), she will never love Ron the way she loves…

    Him.

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    OR: How Hermione Granger blew up her entire life and fled the country, and how Draco Malfoy decided that just wouldn’t do.

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    OR: If Pushing it Down and Praying by Lizzy McAlpine and Champagne Problems by Taylor Swift had a baby and that baby was raised in New Orleans.

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    Ambitious investigative reporter Hermione Granger doesn’t fancy Auror Draco Malfoy.
    She doesn’t want to snog him senseless (although she does do it that one time she’s piss-drunk).
    She is mostly sure she doesn’t want to kill him. (Hot coffee doesn’t count, okay?)
    She certainly doesn’t want to end up on his lap at Harry and Ginny’s engagement party, after being drugged by Theo Nott’s newly invented potion.
    What she doesn’t want most of all, though, are things she’ll never say to him.
    Right?

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    Unspeakable Draco is simply doing his job decommissioning a batch of cursed objects when he's distracted and scratched by one. His blood has the unfortunate consequence of activating the Curse of the Seven Deadly Sins, which can only be broken with the Cardinal Virtues.

    With a little help from his long time colleague/friend/object of his secret affections Hermione Granger, he just might survive this curse without losing his mind.

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    29 May 2026