calamityProphet
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Supernatural Drabbles/One-Shots/Headcanons/Rants by calamityProphet
Fandoms: Supernatural
07 Jan 2017
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a;lskdjfa; sd I can't summarize I'm so sorry this is just a story to hold all my spn shit
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Oh, Sweetheart... by calamityProphet
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
21 Aug 2016
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Based on the song "I Do Not Hook Up" by Kelly Clarkson.
Oh, sweetheart, put the bottle down...
Oh, sweetheart, things will be okay...
Oh, sweetheart, I'll be by your side...
Oh, sweetheart, what the fuck'd you do...
Oh, sweetheart, we just can't do this...
Oh, sweetheart, please don't go tonight...
Oh, sweetheart, I swear I'll fix it...
Oh, sweetheart, you broke your promise...
Oh, sweetheart, please just let me help...
Oh, sweetheart, maybe this is real...
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Odysseus owes Poseidon a lot after the god returned Telemachus to them in one piece rather than the many thrown into the ocean.
Poseidon's price is that he gets to have Odysseus in his court each night, to do with as he pleases.
Odysseus... puts up with it as best he can.
Dead Bing Club Prompts: Clothing Optional + Tentacle Sex
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- Part 4 of Dead Bingo Club Stuff
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25 May 2026
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Odysseus rests his hands on Poseidon's chest, and grunts. “If you think that's fitting in me with or without preparation, you've got another thing coming.”
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Odysseus is reminded that Poseidon is very much not a mortal.Kinktober 2025 Prompt: Two
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25 May 2026
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Ethan's gone into heat. Luckily, Karl is eager to take care of him.
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- Part 4 of Fungal Family Affairs
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08 Apr 2026
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ethan needs to escape. a miscalculation is made. jack is more than happy to lend a helping hand (or two).
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08 Apr 2026
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Enver Gortash enjoys his time with the Dark Urge, and wishes to move things in a more intimate direction. Fortunately he doesn't have to make the first move. Hopefully it's not the last one either of them ever make.
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- Part 2 of The Limits of an Alliance (Durgetash)
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10 Feb 2026