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- Part 4 of Survival of the Craziest
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23 May 2026
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He got the girl (snatched her, really), they’ve got a bundle of joy on the way (which he went to great lengths to ensure), and now all that’s left is his well-deserved happily ever after, of course.
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- Part 3 of Survival of the Craziest
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23 May 2026
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Burnt Cake & Bigger Problems by MagicOrMayhem, TheSlytherInked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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Hermione is having an existential crisis.
Tom is having a birthday.
So, like any emotionally-repressed-immortal-genius-with-a-unicorn-blood-addiction, he decides to fix the situation on his own terms.
Tom Riddle is a romantic, obsessed with his wife, and would do anything---anything---to fulfill her wishes to feel young again while *technically* still keeping his vow.
After all, love is about compromise, right...?
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Dark domesticity, age-gap immortality angst, and the sort of “gift” you only recognize for what it is when it’s far, far too late. But really, darling, you should know daddy doesn't always play fair.
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04 May 2026
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Howl If You Hate Me by MagicOrMayhem, TheSlytherInked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2026
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>> NOW COMPLETE! <<
“We seem to have…unfortunately…stumbled upon the werewolf breeding program I’ve been systematically dismantling for the past year.”
Draco Malfoy watched as Hermione assessed the ties on him, legs spread slightly open on the chair—dick as hard as the fucking sledgehammer in his temple. She shuddered as his meaning sunk in.
“A-a breeding program?” Her voice was no more than a reedy exhale.
He looked down at his situationally unaware, mutinously throbbing cock once again and gave an ironic laugh.
“Ten points to Gryffindor for your impressive powers of recall.”
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He doesn’t want to hurt her, but Auror Draco Malfoy is tied to a chair, stripped, and dosed with a fertility potion. Hermione, also a prisoner, is forced down onto the blond wizard's cock by Fenrir Greyback himself, in an effort to repopulate the werewolf pack ranks. They are remarkably different in size, and Draco tries to stay very still as she gasps at the pain of him…even while the vice-like grip of her body around his dick makes him swell bigger.
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03 May 2026
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“No strings attached.” She pushed him away to look at him in the eyes. Her words were dead serious even when her face flushed with lust. “We end this the moment we find someone we want to go steady with. And no one could know.”
He frowned at the lost of her lips. Such an annoying swot, his fingers were inside her knickers yet she was still trying to act like the smartest person in the room. As if he needed her to remind him anyway. He had no intention of making her his girlfriend or marrying her. A quick shag—oh well, maybe many shags—would be more than enough.
“Deal.” He muttered against her clever mouth, determined to put it to better use again.
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Few months later, Tom Riddle regretted his little agreement with Hermione Granger.
It took Hermione Granger seven years to feel the same.
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08 Nov 2025