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    It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.

     

     

     

     

     

    Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.

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    Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
    The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.

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    She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
    Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
    “—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
    “—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”

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    26 May 2026

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    Being a confident witch, Hermione Granger was perfectly capable of finding a partner to explore her sexual proclivities with. She was also perfectly capable of exploring her partner's appetites with him.

    Said partner being Draco Malfoy was a bit of a surprise, but she wasn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth.

    And she certainly wasn't one to turn him down when he comes to her with a most intriguing scenario that he wants to play out.

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    26 May 2026

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    “Jesus,” he blurted. “What—?”

    “Sorry, sorry,” she interrupted, closing her eyes and pressing a hand to her forehead. “I just…sorry, give me a second to clear my head.”

    She refused to explain why the first thing he’d seen when entering her mind was a rather vivid recollection of her last masturbation session. How embarrassing. She thought about walking in a forest – the least sexy thing she could think of – and then doubled down by picturing herself in the Quidditch stands at Hogwarts. In the rain. In January.

    “Okay.” She exhaled and met his eyes again. “Okay, it’s safe now. Go ahead.”

    He looked dubious but raised his wand and spoke the incantation again.

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    Or, Hermione can't remember an important piece of intel and so Draco is assigned to help find it.

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    Hermione forgets to buy a present for the Secret Santa exchange.
    So, she offers her giftee the one thing he's always wanted.
    Because giving Draco Malfoy a free pass to kiss her, even once couldn't possibly go wrong.
    Could it?

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    “Don’t worry, I’ll kiss you eventually.” His fingertips trailed up her forearm, gaze dropping to watch their path. Then, they flicked back to hers. “But before that happens…”
    His lips curled into a smirk once more.
    “I’m going to make sure that you’re just as desperate for it as I am.”

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