boredvsick
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- Haikyuu!! (13)
- Batman - All Media Types (7)
- DCU (Comics) (7)
- 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga) (6)
- Batman (Comics) (5)
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Tim looked pleased, already knowing the answer but waiting for it nonetheless.
"Yes. Fuck, yes."
Kon then grinned, hungry. "When can I fuck your boyfriend?"
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Tim prefers to watch, Bernard needed some cock and Kon has a tiny crush on Bernard and would love to fuck him at least once. -
We go round again, we jump back in bed by boredvsick
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
17 May 2026
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Snapshots of Barbara and Dick's relationship through the years.
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5 + 1 times about them kissing. -
Of crushes and possessiveness by boredvsick
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
11 May 2026
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Kon knew about their relationship. He'd never even do anything about it, really never, but Bernard was maybe a tiny bit too adorable and his words were nice so it was normal to miss a heartbeat or two.
Tim didn't need to look at him like that.
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Kon meets Bernard for the first time, get a bit of a crush and Tim shows Bernard how he feels about it. -
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“It's just them, stepping around the room. Turning in it. Getting closer and separating, their bodies brushing but not fully touching.
Steve's glare is gone, Jonathan's eyes are on him. Sparkling, full of life, like they've never been before.
It looks like dancing. It looks something that's theirs and it's warm.“
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Before the last battle, during the plan discussion and Robin's joke; Jonathan laughs, Steve blushes. -
the art of cooking by boredvsick
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
02 Jun 2025
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How Bernard charmed Tim's family with his cooking.
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5 times Bernard cooked for the batfamily + 1 time they begged for it.
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Timbern 1000 words fluff by boredvsick
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
22 Nov 2024
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"What the hell!" Genma says as the door falls shut behind him. "Don't tell me you guys are fucking?"
"Oh, God," Iruka says with a sigh, his eyes closed.
"Okay," Kakashi says, voice deeper than usual when he narrows his eyes in a smile, "we won't tell you."
Genma shrieks.
(or: five times kakashi and iruka get cockblocked, and one time they don't)
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18 Jul 2026
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Surprise straightens Kakashi’s spine and steals his breath for a long beat.
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17 Jul 2026
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Kakashi “misses” the hospital and lands on Iruka's balcony. What follows is a series of very public "not-a-dates," blueberry pancakes, and the slow, messy process of turning a legendary Jōnin and a dedicated teacher into a family.
Or: The one where Naruto takes the "two dads" rumor and runs with it, and Kakashi decides he’s actually okay with that.
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16 Jul 2026
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Kakashi’s caught by the heave of Iruka’s belly pressing against his with each laugh, the way he shakily clutches at Kakashi’s shoulders, the way the dip of his lower back feels under Kakashi’s gloved hand. It all feels…
Dangerous.
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16 Jul 2026
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The village fears Iruka for very valid reasons.
Kakashi keeps making it everyone else’s problem.Bookmarked by boredvsick
15 Jul 2026