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    “Hollander,” Ilya replied stiffly, trying his best to school his tone. “You never call me.”

    “I need–nngh–“ he panted out.

    Ilya froze, all of the questions in his head like “What are you doing?” and “Why are you calling me?” and “Why haven’t we spoken in so long?” immediately dissipating because that didn’t matter, not when it sounded like–

    “Are…are you touching yourself, Hollander?” Ilya asked, voice dropping low.

    “N-no,” Shane whimpered and fuck he missed hearing him like this. His thready breaths alone made Ilya grab at his sheets, his dick immediately perking up in interest. “I’m not–I’m not touching. I’m–fuck–”

    “You’re what?” Ilya demanded. “Finish the sentence.”

    “I’m humping a pillow.” The admission hung heavy in the air, and for a split second, Ilya lost all ability to speak.

    Shane Hollander wakes up with a vagina and can't get himself off. He calls the one person who can help him.

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    ilya is pussydrunk

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Hollander huffed and then, slowly, looked into Ilya’s eyes. “What if… what if we didn’t do it all the way?”

    “Yeah?” Ilya breathed. “Like?”

    “What if it’s just the tip.”

    Ilya’s jaw literally dropped. “Who the fuck taught you that?”

    Hollander shrugged, then his eyes locked onto Ilya. “Yes or no.”

    Fuck it.

    Or: episode 4 fuck-montage meets Just The Tip meets down-bad but doesn’t know it Ilya Rozanov meets barebacking

    OR: Ilya “just the tip” Rozanov and Shane “just fucking come in me” Hollander

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    05 Jun 2026

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    So there he sat, waiting for the muscley dom he just pissed off to get home and find him laying on their bed, donned in nothing but his black under suit and the satisfied smirk on his face. Alarm bells should be going off, danger, danger, run, but he couldn't bring himself to move an inch. He was excited, walking the tightrope between danger and comfort, and his safety net was the knowledge that all he'd have to do is say one word and they'd be watching Sailor Moon with glasses of wine, all of this behind them in an instant. . . He was more than welcome, he was encouraged to ask for a good night if he needed one. . . but he didn't want a good night. Not this time. He wanted high speed and a steep fall.

    On cue, the door clicks open. 'Hello danger', Kaoru thought to himself.

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    21 May 2026

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    The Raiders are in the playoffs, and something just isn’t clicking. Maybe it’s the stress, or maybe someone put a fucking curse on them, but passes just aren’t connecting, and line changes chafe instead of gliding. It’s not fucking acceptable, and after two losses against the Admirals– one, humiliatingly, on home ice– both Coach LeClaire and Captain Ilya Rozanov know something needs to change.

    Enter Shane Hollander.

    or, free-use omega shane x the raiders roster

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