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    "I’m ready to come out as your cousin," Missy says over the phone, "There’s gotta be some lesbians following you, you’re butch as fuck."

    "I don’t know what that means."

    "I’m gonna send you some selfies, okay? I’ll even write the caption for you."

    "My profile isn’t your dating app, Missy."

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    or: Shane Hollander comes out as an ally. For his gay cousin, of course.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    After his Grandfather gets into a accident, seventeen year old Yuri Plisetsky finds himself in the care of married idiots Viktor and Yuuri Katsuki-Nikiforov all the way in Japan. Only to find himself somehow standing in front of the gates of Ouran High School, enrolled as a regular student.

    In which Viktor has too much money in his hands and is willing to pay Yuri's tuition, Yuuri is a supportive dad/big brother and all Yuri wants is to kill everyone.

     

    "How do you even accidentally join a host club?!" Katsudon asked incredulously.
    Yuri just shrugged, looking a little helpless.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    After stumbling and falling in the game against the Centaurs, Shane is accused by his teammates and the Montreal Metros management team of throwing the game to Ilya as a result of their relationship being exposed after the FanMail incident.
    Shane is forced to give a post-game interview in the midst of a dissociative episode.
    Until an incriminating question from a reporter causes the rubber band inside him to snap, and Shane says all the things he shouldn't say.
    Except that he actually should.

    Or,
    aka the author ranting about the Montreal Metros/Voyageurs being assholes.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Aaron needs a nanny, Hadrian needs a quiet life for himself and Teddy.
    If they can’t keep their eyes off each other, well no one needs to know that.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Ilya hasn’t planned on meeting Shane’s parents after only three days at the cottage. He sure as hell hasn’t planned on dying that very same day, only to wake up in his childhood home in Moscow.

    The year is 2004, he’s twelve again, and his mother is still alive.

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    14 Jun 2026