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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    "Assad doesn’t laugh. “There’s a picture on Instagram,” he says slowly. “Did you mean to post it?”

    Eric scratches his head, frowning. “You mean me and the poster? Yeah, I wanted to promote the play. Geez, I know I’m smiling a little weird in it, but what’s the big—”

    “That’s not what you posted,” Assad says, and then a wave of dawning horror breaks over Eric.

    or: can't trust an old man with access to his own camera roll"

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    01 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    "The pressure he felt on his legs was also accompanied by a slightly rough texture of camo jeans over the silk of Mike's boxer shorts.

    On top of him, a person, but no, obviously not Vanessa. Not even a woman. On his lap, another man: tall, slim, and bigger than him. Long, thin legs, but this thighs applied enough weight on Mike's lap to keep his erection active."

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    Mike dreams about receiving a blowjob from Vanessa, only to be woken up by another Afton on top of him.

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    13 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    After a heated drunk hook-up in a bar bathroom, Dennis navigates how to deal with the blurred relationship between him and his attending.

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    06 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    He's at a party where he knows no one and he's forgotten about Lisa within minutes of being here and someone's flirting with him, successfully enough that Randy's just about decided to accept the offer to go for a drive when he catches Benson's eye from across the room.

    Before tonight, Randy never would've called himself easy.

    He ends up in a car, but it ain't driving anywhere.

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    23 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    A voice in the back of his head warned him. The moment he turned around, that’s when it would happen.

    “And you’ll be careful, won’t you?” His mother asked, insistent, her voice still hitting his ears wrong.

    He couldn’t shake the feeling that somehow the outside had gotten in. That the sprawling prairie had found its way into his house and was just creeping out of sight holding a twelve-gauge shotgun, held back only by the light of the TV and his fanatical belief that so long as he was waiting for it, nothing bad would come.

    “Of course I will.” He answered.

    Her sigh cut through the phone, a marker of relief.

    “Good, we’ll be home in the morning,” she said, the tension in her voice he must have mistaken for something alien gone as suddenly as he’d noticed it, “Just…”

    Then the phone crackled in his ear loudly, and he moved the receiver further away on instinct. The sharpness of the sound so sudden that it made him look away from the point his gaze had been fixed, back in the direction of the TV.

    “...No more falling asleep in the bathtub, Randy.”

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    Ghostface is the Burgersx3 killer, and he's looking to complete the set. Only, Randy's dick has other plans.

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    10 Mar 2026