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People talk to him now. Uninvited. Strangers on the street and in the halls of the Akademiya that act like they know him, who strike up conversation whenever they fancy— but Al-Haitham knows there is only one person who actually knows him.
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Al-Haitham greatly dislikes his job, but at least he gets to come home to Kaveh
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21 Jul 2026
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You would find me at the beach / In every life, through every door by dickweed7
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)
17 Nov 2025
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The engagement ring dangled there, simple but unmistakably theirs. The light caught on it, refracting in soft glints that danced over his fingers. The words, ‘In every lifetime,’ were engraved on the inside. “You still haven’t told me what this is made of,” Tim said, eyes soft and curious. “It’s not any metal I recognize. I didn’t test it because I didn’t want to break it.”
“Maybe I’ll tell you tonight,” Kon said, brushing a thumb along Tim’s jaw. “We’re still going to that pizza place, right?”
Tim hummed, nodding faintly. “Yeah. Only restaurant on the west coast that makes it right.” He yawned against Kon’s chest, voice dropping to a sleepy murmur. “Still can’t believe we both got the same day off.”
“I know,” Kon said with a grin in his voice. “We’re lucky.”
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or, in which tim and kon get the same day off and spend it together.
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- Part 23 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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18 Jul 2026
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Sasuke picks up the foil wrappers, blinks a few times as he takes in the bold writing across them. “Safe Shinobi Condoms. Warming Edition.”
Naruto makes some sort of squawking sound from behind his hands. “Please shut up.”
“Hidden Leaf Lubricant,” Sasuke continues, looking at the small tube next and reading the packaging, “The Best Kept Secret in Konoha.”
“I want to die.”
How to Lose Your Virginity to the Future Hokage: A Guide by Sasuke Uchiha.
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17 Jul 2026
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i built your walls around me by rottenpomegranate
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
08 Jul 2026
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“Sorry- We don’t-“
“No, just, can you,” God, this is so stupid. Satoru clears his throat, puts his own hand on his knee. “Just my hand, first, maybe?”
This is, without a doubt, the most vulnerable Satoru has ever felt. He watches Suguru’s eyes soften with understanding, and he nods wordlessly.
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(Or: Satoru lets infinity down.)
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He moans, overwhelmed, and into the skin of his torso, Suguru mumbles “Tell me when to stop.”
He says it like a plea, like he needs Satoru to keep him in line because he’s losing his own control.
What a silly thought, that he’d be so undone just with Satoru’s skin— but he is, they both are, ridiculously desperate for something so ordinary and carnal they never noticed they weren’t immune to it.
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15 Jul 2026
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Sieun stares at him. Spider-Man nods like he said something profound. “I see. You have such wise words.” He holds a hand out. “I’m Spider-Man.”
Sieun looks at the hand and then back at the mask. Spider-Man seems undeterred by the response, only high fiving himself as he walks around the lab. Sieun bites back a sigh as he closes the window and accepts this series of events.
When he was internally monologuing about the monotonous routine he’s developed, having a superhero disturb it was not what he was aiming for, he’s going to be really honest here.
Or : Sieun’s new friend may or may not actually be Spider-Man. He doesn’t really know. Not even Spider-Man knows, for some reason. Ahn Suho is related to this too, somehow, and Sieun finds the spring semester bringing him abnormal amounts of warmth.
Global warming, he assumes. There's no other explanation for it.
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