angry_octopus
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Falling out of trees. Jumping through windows. Fighting monsters. Being kicked through walls. Time travel. Oh yeah; soulmates are great.
Ichigo has been very much not thinking about his soulmates since he was five years old and the man wearing a hat and clogs walked out his door and never came back. Then ten years later a girl in a black yukata jumps through his window and takes him to the Urahara shop.
How Kurosaki Ichigo found his soulmates.
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Kakashi wakes up from a nightmare.
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"Foggy, you need to calm down, this isn’t a big deal, it was in college, it’s not like you’re still in love with me.”
As soon as Foggy says, “Uh-huh,” he knows he’s fucked. His voice cracks in the middle of it so even without Matt’s freaky heartbeat-lie-detector skills he’d be able to tell Foggy is a dirty liar.
Foggy wishes for another alien invasion as Matt’s eyes grow wide behind his glasses.
“Oh,” Matt says.
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19 Mar 2026
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DEVOUR by NAUGHTALOID, orphan_account
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
02 Apr 2024
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An alternate ending to That™ chapter.
Laios eats the Winged Lion, ft. too much fancy prose.
Heed the tags!
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- Part 1 of DITTANY OF CRETE
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26 Feb 2026
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The Other End of Destiny by Dghom4him
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Apr 2025
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Ezra only knows that one second he was dealing with kriffing Thrawn, and the next he was dealing with really competent purple stormtroopers.
Dropping into Mace's squadron, taking out half the enemy before almost destroying the clone battalion before realizing what was going on, this is Ezra's Very Bad Day.
Residing in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant while the Council figures out what the kriff to do with him, Ezra takes it upon himself to prepare the Jedi for the Purge. It goes about as well as you'd expect, and he can't even kill Sidious!Series
- Part 10 of Idea Factory
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04 Feb 2026
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swallow my breath and take what is mine by peleles
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Jan 2020
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It began with the baths.
It had been so easy to dismiss at first. Some attempted to win him over with kindness-with-a-catch when in need of something, a bed for the night, a pouch of coin, a good drink to lower the cost.
Jaskier likes to take care of Geralt. Geralt very quickly takes notice.
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02 Dec 2025
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Kakashi notices an intruder in Iruka's apartment, and finds rather more than he bargained for.
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11 Nov 2025