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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    “Eat and clean yourself. You will go to Mand’alor’s quarters tonight.” 

     

    Apprehension takes over. 

     

    Who knows what the man will do with Luke? Who knows what the fates of all the other slaves before him were? Who knows how much he will hurt Luke? Who knows for how long Luke will need to bear it until he finds all the enslaved children and saves them? 

     

    Who knows what kind of monster Mand’alor the Benevolent is? 

     

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    30 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Paz started laughing first.

    Do you know what you are offering, Jetii’ka?

     

    The Armorer let go of her weapon next.

    So you want to redeem the honor of a Mandalorian whose face you have seen? 

     

    The Mandalorian snapped his helmet towards him last.

    Skywalker, no. You cannot–

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    30 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    NRC Archives, May 25 1983, the Tonight Show Starring Orson Krennic, Guests; Carson Teva, Luke Skywalker
    [Krennic]: You were in the biggest band in the world. Aren’t you worried you’re gonna flop by yourself? Would be pretty embarrassing.
    [Skywalker]: Oh, well I am now.
    [Audience Laughter]
    [Krennic]: Look, I’ve gotta ask-
    [Skywalker]: I’m sure you do.
    [Krennic]: the Rebellion announces a tv special with footage of you recording what will be your last album, Millenium, followed by a concert special. But then next thing we know, the specials’ taken off tv listings, you play a random untelevised rooftop concert, album doesn’t even surface for a few more months and then you announce you’re broken up! Everyone’s dying to know- what the heck happened? None of you have said anything since!
    [Skywalker]: None of the stories that people tell about us can change what really happened.
    [Krennic]: So then.. what?
    [Silence as the Camera focuses on Skywalker]
    [Skywalker]: (Sighs) Do you really want to know?
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    3 Grammys, multi-multi platinum records, sold-out world tours, multiple #1s.
    The Rebellion was the biggest band in the world, until it wasn’t.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Din Djarin needs a new ship.

    Greef Karga makes him a deal - do some work for the guild and he'll get a brand new gunship. One such job takes him to a planet with a volatile storm system to track down a double-crossing bounty hunter. What he doesn't know is that the bounty hunter is there to loot an ancient Jedi temple. What neither of them know is that someone else is also on the planet searching for the temple.

    And then the storm rolls in.

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    06 Aug 2025