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• A Match and a Wick (But Don't You Dare Light It) by Zvnnn

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  30 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pharma/Tarn (Transformers)
  • Pharma & Starscream (Transformers)
  • Pharma (Transformers)
  • Tarn (Transformers)
  • Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Starscream (Transformers)
  • Nickel (Transformers)
  • Knock Out (Transformers)
  • Hook (Transformers)
  • Decepticon Justice Division
  • Alternate Universe - Royalty
  • Kinda?
  • Nobility
  • No Cybertronian Civil War
  • Arranged Marriage
  • minor dratchet
  • pharma and starscream friendship
  • pharma being a bitch
  • but we love him nonetheless
  • Mentions of Mechpreg
  • not happening tho
  • Discussions of Unwanted Pregnancy
  • tarn has no social skills
  • A smidge of jealousy
  • mentions of domestic abuse
  • Tagged just to be safe
  • minor megastar
  • Smut
  • but skippable
  • competent pharma
  • some lore and characters from other continuities
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Not Beta Read

  Summary

  To prevent a war between The Autobot Theocracy and The Decepticon Empire a peace treaty was signed. One of It's conditions was that an autobot noble conjuxes one of Megatron's generals. Pharma, though not happy about being chosen for this task, will do what he must to stave off pointless fighting and resulting deaths. Even if it means spending the rest of his life with a warmongering brute.
  Tarn was his Lord's most loyal general. He fulfilled every order with the utmost diligence, and conjuxing the snarky autobot doctor was no different.

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  English

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