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Peter rolled his eyes. "Wow, intoxication just strips you of all your maturity, doesn't it? What little you had to begin with."
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05 Jul 2026
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The night before their last NEWT exam, Draco can't focus. Hermione devises an unorthodox method to help him study. PWP
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03 Jul 2026
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It was the sort of situation that was made to go FUBAR: swirling snow, below-freezing temperatures, and a standoff on a turnpike overpass in Jersey.
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“Peter shook himself from his momentary reverie in time to notice Diana, half turned around in the front seat, staring at Neal with a look of unhidden shock on her face...Diana had only really ever seen the CI at work and was clearly unprepared for how open Neal looked as he slept, uninhibited and...young. Achingly young. There was a soft expression on her face that Peter had felt on his own more than once before.”
Neal falls asleep on a car ride, Diana has a questions and a few realizations, while Peter acts as a pillow. Basically, it’s sweet.
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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23 Mar 2026
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Messed up but so fun
Kidfic in final chapter
Ch 12