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    Albus and Scorpius are fated for each other, but fate has many twists and turns.

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    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov makes one joke too many about Shane's weak backhand. Shane doesn't take it lying down. He just doesn't tell anyone about it.

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    25 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    Wyatt: I wanted to check that were still on for board game night?
    Ilya: Yes wyatt we will be be there for boring game night
    Wyatt: I'm sure that was a typo :)
    Wyatt: I also just wanted to go over the rules one more time
    Wyatt: 1. You will talk to Shane about how it’s just a game and that it’s just for fun
    Wyatt: 2. It doesn’t matter who wins or who loses
    Ilya: Yes yes I will remind him of these rules
    Ilya: Even though they are all fucking lies
    Ilya: Of course winning matters
    Ilya: And me and my Shane will crush you at your boring game
    Wyatt: Well this actually does a great job of bringing us to rule 3
    Wyatt: Winning cannot be celebrated by having sex in my bathroom

    Or: 5 times Ilya tries to fuck his husband, and 1 time he actually does.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has photographic evidence that could destroy Shane Hollander's reputation. At least, that's what the internet thinks. Briefly.

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    21 Jul 2026