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    “Mike?” He doesn’t even mean to ask. “What are you doing?”

    There’s a long exhale behind him and then he hears a breath hitch.

    “It’s my problem and you told me to deal with it,” Mike breathes. “So, I’m dealing with it.” Will wishes so badly he had something to physically throw at him. But he doesn’t, so he remains frozen there with his eyes closed and his nails digging into the palms of his hands. “That’s what you said, isn’t it?”

    Mike seriously needs therapy, he thinks.

    “I’m going to kick your ass if your hand’s on your dick right now,” Will protests, although nothing about his tone is even the slightest bit threatening.

    “You’ll have to turn around to find out.”

     

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    Will and Mike are college roommates and Will slowly finds out Mike's been keeping a not-so-little secret from him that may, or may not, change their dynamic entirely.

    (aka: porn with too much plot)

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Will and Eleven accidentally swap bodies overnight.

    Will is selfishly excited because he gets a chance to be Mike's girlfriend for whatever short amount of time they have. But something's wrong with Mike.
    He suddenly stopped giving a fuck about Will when he was in El’s body.

    El was just confused why her touch-averse boyfriend wouldn’t stop clinging to her.

    aka: The Wondertwins finally clock Mike Queeler after years of questioning their relationship with him.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    "So," Mike said, voice rougher now, almost careful, "you think you're bigger?"

    The words hung there, half-joke, half-challenge, drawn from the same nervous energy that made Mike open up moments earlier.

    Will's pulse hammered in his ears. He met Mike's eyes, and really looked at him, he saw the same mix of curiosity and embarrassment staring back.

    "I bet I am," Will said softly, the words slipping out before he could take them back.

    Or: Mike Wheeler has a massive dick, Will becomes obsessed with it.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    “Is a diner okay with you? Dustin really wants pancakes, so we kind of agreed to meet up at the one around the corner at one thirty. I was going to tell you earlier but I had to take a shower, so I figured I could wai-”

    Mike swallows thickly, watching Will pull his pants up, having to do a little hop and jump to get them up over his ass, buttoning and zipping them up moments after. They were cute, a deep brown color that contrasted against Will's plush hips, the fabric pushing into the crease of his legs, tight against his ass, squeezing his thighs.

    Will pulls on a shirt, something orange, blue, and striped. Mike, however, is a lot more focused on the pretty panties that Will’s covering up. A buttery yellow, a little bit of lace on the hem, something Mike only caught a glimpse of before it was gone.

     

    or, Will likes wearing cute underwear, and Mike likes looking at Will wearing cute underwear. And touching him too, preferably.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    My name is Seven and I’ve managed to escape from Papa after he was killed and the facility raided. I can read and influence minds, emotions and I can control the weather in a strange twist Papa always said made me extra valuable.

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    09 Mar 2026