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Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.
Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.
No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.
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Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.
Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.
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The Boss by Empress_of_Narnia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya began to feel something like horror take seed in his chest. "So then she thinks... she thinks Shane takes care of both of us?"
Harris, completely grinning again, said: "Dogs watch people, Ilya. They learn social relationships and learn who listens to whom."
Then the fatal blow: "From Anya's perspective, Shane comes into the home, distributes resources, organises activities, corrects behaviour, establishes most routine, —“
"And tells you both what to do." Harris finished. "And both of you listen."
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Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog And Anya Knows It
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29 Jun 2026
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a nightmare? this is a tuesday by Kastaborous
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Bloodborne (Video Game)
16 Jun 2026
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Leon is getting too old for this shit. He is (somehow) a full fifty years old. And he’s been wading into bloodsoaked warzones to fight monsters for thirty years. At this point, very little surprises him anymore. But falling through a blood puddle and waking up in a Victorian gothic nightmare is pushing it.
But nonetheless, it’s familiar. Monsters stalk the streets, the smell of blood so thick he can taste it.
Leon sighs, rubbing his face. “Just another Tuesday.”
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Or, Leon S. Kennedy post Resident Evil Requiem gets dropped into the city of Yharnam. It goes better and about as bad as you think. (No knowledge of Bloodborne required!)
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29 Jun 2026
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Mr. Real Estate by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Jun 2026
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It’s Ilya who brings it up. He’s in his kitchen, making himself some kind of soup that Shane is already searching for recipes of—it’s called rassolnik. Leaning with one hip against the counter, he asks, “What about your sex dungeon?”
“I don’t have a sex dungeon,” Shane says, both grossed out and intrigued by the idea.
“The apartment, moya lyubov,” Ilya replies, fondness sheathed in annoyance. He slurps loudly, laughing when Shane makes a face at him over their video call. “What will you do with the apartment?”
“Sell it, maybe.”
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Or, Shane doesn't sell the secret-sex-apartment building. He starts renting it out, and somehow ends up with a gaggle of Russian tenants-turned-friends, several stray cats, and one very spoiled hamster.
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- Part 9 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
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