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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    16 May 2026

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    Those hands of his have killed, maimed and spilled blood too many times for him to ever fully wash the stain away.
    Those hands of his can also guide, comfort, protect and love.

    It takes Loid a peanut-loving child, a terrifyingly strong wife, and a highly intelligent dog to realize that.

    (or five times Loid Forger uses his hands to express love, and the one time he receives love through touch)

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    09 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    “And, ok, seriously— it should be dumb, borderline cliche. Reki seen it in tons of romcoms that his sister totally forces him to watch. He’d fake a gag whenever something cheesy like that would flash across the screen, ‘there’s no way someone would actually be able to focus like that,’ is something he’d tell his sister with smug smile on his face ‘cause he ruined the moment and Koyomi throws a pillow at him for it.

    It was a stupid dumb plot that was aimed to make teenage girls squeal and normal people hurl and yet—

    Oh.

    Reki lets out a shaky sigh.

    He thinks he gets it now.”

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    Langa is determined to help Reki hand in all of his missing assignments and graduate with him so they can do stupid adult-ish things together and it takes a little bit of experimenting, but he thinks he comes up with a foolproof plan. Literally. its perfect.

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    27 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Right up Langas alley, right? But this thing – this fragile manipulation of platonic sincerity – it’s deadly to something far too precious. Reki is too precious. This thing that had been blooming between them is the most precious thing he’d ever taken.

     

    Langa adores him. Honestly, he doesn’t think he’s ever loved something so much in his life. His heart beats for Reki’s attention, and he’s weak to his everything. He’s simply not strong enough. This thing that draws them back together, time and time again, is impossible to ignore.

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    27 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    "She's not- the spell isn't breaking, Chip!" Gillion finally looks back, the sea meeting the sky as a storm begin to brew again, those blue waves crashing against rocky surfaces as panic begins to spell out in the triton's gaze, before-

    something seems to shift in his expression, that airheaded quality having disappeared from him for just a second, replaced only by Gillion's true attitude, his true heart as a warrior, and-- something else, almost. Something like a realization, some kind of epiphany.

    Chip has neither the time nor the mind to try and analyze it further before there's a cold hand suddenly pressed to the side of his face again, and he leans into it, willing to look past his confusion in his melancholy state. If his face weren't red from his previous crying, though, he's sure it'd be dusted a light pink right now, because the moment was strangely intimate, stirring up long-repressed emotions and throwing them at the forefront of his mind.

     

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    or: the fish and chips kiss from episode 21 that had a 0.25% chance of happening with two nat20s.
    or or: people were posting the nat20 kiss for jrwi-tober and since i didnt wanna draw i wrote instead

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    19 Apr 2026