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The Devil's Daughter by bosmer
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 May 2026
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The oppressive chains of Passione tie many to its inescapable system, none moreso than the Boss' daughter, Trish Una. When she meets a group of gangsters led by Bruno Bucciarati, events are set in motion which threaten to topple a system once thought indestructible.
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- Part 1 of Devil's Daughter
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25 May 2026
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Same as it Ever Was by expertspoon
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jan 2026
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Jolyne’s mysterious online friend known only as “Foo Fighters” has vanished, leaving nothing but a trail of strange clues behind. This leads Jolyne and her friends to wonder just who (or what?) exactly Foo Fighters is, and what on Earth they've become involved in.
Meanwhile, Jotaro attempts to build something new out of his fragmented life in Florida, Josuke tries to connect with distant parts of the family, and something otherworldly brews under the Pucci household’s roof.
This is a sequel to my fic Once in a Lifetime, though both could probably stand alone.
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- Part 2 of Jolyne's Gay Dad Acquisition Saga
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13 May 2026
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The Family Photogram by valleykey
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 May 2026
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When he makes the announcement, he can hear a pin drop, and the slow, time-lapse creaking of saplings.
It’s Mista who breaks the silence. “You’re taking a vacation? Congrats, dude. Can I come?” Which actually means: “Like, I’m your bodyguard, I should come.” Except Mista just says it.
“Why?” Abbacchio’s response is shorter, more suspicious.
Giorno pushes up his sunglasses. “I,” he says simply, “am visiting family.”
// Giorno met Dio at eleven years old, when he dumped a severed head at his adolescent feet, and told him to grow it a body. AKA the one where Giorno's family is even more complicated than it already was.
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28 Apr 2026
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Lights Out in Neon Town by JJBUser
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Apr 2026
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Kira decided to push his luck, comforted by the gradual ebb of the stranger's aggression. He leaned forward in his seat to regard the other, his eyes softening into something almost amicable. "I introduced myself. People ordinarily return the favor."
The stranger paused, and for a fleeting moment, Yoshikage was certain that he was immobile. "Mm." He hummed a thoughtful sound and began to pour a second drink for himself. Once he was finished, he slid an empty glass along the table toward his company. "...Doppio."
Any average individual would've taken the lie with a grain of salt and moved on believing it, naive to the trickery they'd been subjected to. Yoshikage Kira had lied all his life. He was not about to fall for a poor one, and certainly not one told by an individual so beguiling. Leaning forward even further, he plucked the bottle from his company's hand and poured himself a drink, swirling the contents around with a brief scoff. "Liar."
Or, Yoshikage Kira narrowly avoids capture by fleeing to Italy.
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- Part 1 of Lights Out In Neon Town Collection
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26 Apr 2026
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The White Cake Cult by lavendermothboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, The Sims (Video Games)
07 May 2026
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Two years after Diamond is Unbreakable, Yoshikage Kira has given up murder in hopes of a quiet life. But when a mysterious, toy-like creature dubbed Yamachan appears, breaking into houses and baking cakes, Morioh treats it like nothing special--except Yoshikage, who uses him as an opportunity to relieve his murderous urges.
Except Yamachan won't die. Now a ghost privy to Yoshikage's every move, he's determined to ruin his quiet life, sabotaging relationships and disturbing his precious quiet. His powers are unpredictable, his rage startlingly calculated. The only way to defeat him and protect those Yoshikage loves most, is to regain the trust of the town, band together, and harness the power of the white cake cult.
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24 Apr 2026