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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    The first thing Wade hears the old man say is "You gotta be fuckin' kidding."

    Wade can't respond immediately, because his lungs are still knitting back together from being blown the fuck open by a shotgun, and it's hard to talk when you can't push air past your vocal cords, alright? But by the time he's pulled himself back to his feet and dusted himself off, he's back together enough that he can wheeze out a reply.

    "You always greet visitors like that? Fuck, that hurt, y'know. Nothing like a shotgun blast to the solar plexus to really get you going in the morning. Fuck espresso, right? Apologies to Miss Carpenter."

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    "Holy fucking shit! Wolvie!" Wade yelps. "Fuck, the one time I don't come armed, this shit happens! I'll be right back, I--"

    "That was the last of 'em," the old man says, raggedly, breathing hard. He's a little beaten-up--he's healed everything near-instantly, of course, but Wade can still see the damage to his clothes, the patterns of splattered blood that prove he had been hurt.

    "The last of who?!" Wade steps gingerly over a few bodies to get to the old man's side.

    "Mutant hunters, I reckon, tryin' to take me in. Happens from time to time."

    "What?! No the fuck it doesn't!" Wade feels insane. More than normal. "What do you mean, mutant hunters? This is normal for you?!"

    Wade is elaborately ignored. The old man wipes his claws off ineffectually on his corduroys--there's already so much blood on them that a little more doesn't matter. "Goddamn," he grumbles, "y'know, I really liked these pants."

    (In which things finally happen.)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Ever since college, Aizawa has always taken blockers, suppressants, scent-maskers… everything he needs to in order come off as a beta. It’s not because he's an omega worried about the stigma that comes with being an omega in hero work. Rather, because it's much more difficult to get people to put that sweet, sweet alpha knot in him if they know that he, also, is an alpha.

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    26 May 2026

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    Aizawa draws some conclusions about the relationship between All Might and his Secretary, and the bruises that keep popping up all over Yagi Toshinori's body.

    He does not like the result he comes to.

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    26 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Американский дневник Геллерта Гриндевальда.

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    24 May 2026