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    Grace is supposed to save Earth, but the Hail Mary has crashed on Erid. The Eridians are not dying. They do not need him. But one of them, Rocky, chooses him anyway.

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    05 May 2026

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    The man waved a hand at her from the doorway. “Hi, Donut.”

    Princess Donut narrowed her eyes at him.

    “Come on, Carl”, Miss Beatrice said, taking his hand and pulling him towards the bedroom. The man nearly stumbled on Princess Donut’s precious Mouse toy that lay on the floor. They both giggled drunkenly. Princess Donut sighed. Another of these kinds of manservants. Princess Donut watched them go, judging harshly.

    Carl. She rolled that name around in her mind. Carl.

    It was a good enough name, she supposed.

    Life through Princess Donut's eyes before the Collapse.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    I wanted to write about Rocky's kid. That's all.

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    01 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    It all starts with an old garage sale, and a doll.

    (or, in which your feelings bleed into the world of barbieland, and ken finds you.)

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Bilbo had never thought he’d do anything other than live quietly in The Shire, surrounded by nosey old women and their disgruntled spouses, but when money’s tight, he takes what he initially believed to be a regular tutoring role.

    Now he lives on the other side of the world, in what is often described as a castle, with the King of Erebor, his unruly nephews, and his (allegedly) highly trained security team.

    How was this his life?

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    11 Jun 2025