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    Sup everyone. My name is John Laurens and I HATE school. Why do we need to go to school anyway? Kids can just learn all they need to learn by watching YouTube. You can learn important information like which breakfast cereal tastes the best, the coolest tricks you could do on a skateboard and the easiest methods of painting..........................did I say painting? I didn't say that, what are you talking about? Painting is for girls. But never mind that! The thing I hate the most at this school is a certain annoying boy with mid-length brown hair and glasses who thinks he knows everything. (Nothing is mine except a few extra chapter's I added, most of the stuff here is owned by Dan Gutman and Lin Manuel Miranda. Please don't sue me.

    Hello everyone! My name is Alexander Hamilton, and I LOVE school. At least I used to love it. The teacher's here in Ella Menetry are either dumb, weird, or just straight up psychopathic. What makes it even worse is this insufferable curly haired boy in my class who thinks he's so cool just because he doesn't study.

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    As a Space Drifter Craig’s life had been quiet and relaxing, just as he liked it. Transporting cargo from A to B with his beloved spaceship ‘The Feldspar’ was all he needed in life.

    But when a commission from the Astral Union puts him in the middle of an intergalactic conflict the only way out is through.

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    Space pirates are a real thing that brings Craig more trouble than they’re worth.

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    It's 2002 in New York City.

    Detective Craig Tucker and his colleague Detective Wendy Testaburger work the Homocide Squad. They've just cracked a major case; and have been asked to investigate a suspicious drug overdose at a coffee shop downtown.

    When they link the case to several others which have occurred recently, they unsuspectedly realise they could have a serial killer on their hands.

    When motive is lacking and evidence points them in an interesting direction, Craig struggles to profile the suspect.

    He's also conflicted when the investigation is compromised by his unreasonable attempts to help and protect the charming and attractive coffee shop owner.

    Where will the case lead them? Who is behind all this, and are they just dealing with a bad batch of drugs; or something far greater?

    Addit 12.5.2026 - //Author has proof-read and edited grammar/errors - all chapters 23/23 proofed // actively updating

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    From friends to enemies, Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak reunite after years apart only to realize some things aren't so different; Craig's home, Tweek's hobbies, their feelings... Though, through a world full of secrets, turmoil, and change; nothing is as simple as it seems.

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    Tweek Tweak tries to survive the world and Craig Tucker tries to live in a world where Tweek exists.

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    There are some words that cannot ever be spoken, and even more words you wish you never spoke.

    No one knew why Stan and Kyle stopped being the “super best friends” everyone had known them to be. The one thing that was certain, they would never speak again. But what would happen if they'd be forced to face each other once more? Could they save their once unbreakable bond, or do they truly have nothing left to say to one another?

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    Kenny McCormick has been cursed with immortality his whole life, but through his alter ego, Mysterion, he has finally found a way to put it to good use. However, Kenny realizes he might be in over his head once he begins to investigate the town's rampant drug crime.

    Meanwhile, Kyle is doing all he can to help his best friend, Stan, overcome his guilt and alcoholism following a family tragedy, and Tweek struggles with the role he is being made to perform for the family business.

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