TempestuousJones
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WARNING for some coarse language, a do-it-yourself beta, and a rather heavy handed romantic metaphor. If that's within your tolerances, proceed:)
THE case had been awful, one of their very worst. The press, fuck em' all, had glamorized the UnSub with the sobriquet 'Botticelli’s Apprentice'. All male victims, all attractive, androgynous, wavy or curly hair, and Rossi *had* to mention they looked like Reid. And then Hotch couldn't stop seeing Reid every time he looked at a victim. (Thanks, Dave. Thanks a lot.) And then he couldn't stop looking at Reid. Hotch started to rub his eyes more than usual.
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The aftermath of violence at the Hotchner household. And the penny drops for Rossi.
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Originally posted in Spring of 2000: The Surly One gives Moose and Squirrel a long overdue
piece of his mind. Skinner hasn’t been truly surly in such a long
time. For the last couple of seasons, I think he’s been poorly
written on the show. He seems docile, almost ... dare I say it...
wimpy. He doesn’t seem to be the same man who told Smoky to “pucker
up and kiss my ass”. Well, if you want something done right...
Disclaimer: Not Mine, rats. No profit, either. -
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Skinner gets his hands on the diary. And someone is watching.
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Skinnet gets his hands on the diary. And someone is watching.
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Home Is Where The Tree Will Grow by yourbathroomwindow
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
13 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has officially lived on Erid for one whole year. Everything's set up to his liking. He has food, a lab, and his best friend who visits him on the daily.
Sure, he's the only human person here. But given his background, he doesn't mind suffering from touch-deprivation. He's safe right where he is.
Well, not for long. Now, there's a new guy. Who's pragmatic and flat when it comes to any form of expression.
That's fine! Grace can deal with that. He has no worries...
And why does Rocky keep trying to push the idea of them dating.----
Or here's my take on the Ryland Grace x Simon ship. I had a vision, I followed it to the end. -
No Stars in the Trenches by nostalgicnirvana
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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After being approached by Rocky, Ryland Grace takes on the mission of exploring an anomaly that appeared outside of Erid's atmosphere. With the help of Adrian and Rocky, they find a submarine floating. Unsure of what is going on Grace explores the sub, finding a surprise awaiting him inside.
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
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"What do you WANT?"
“I just want you to live!” Grace threw up his hands in exasperation “Is that so wrong? Is that so hard to believe?!—” he lowered his hands and quieted his voice. It took enormous effort. “I just want you to stay alive, and I need you to just sit still so you don’t die.”
The man’s expression dissolved from roiling rage to bafflement. There was something else too though. Grace could see cogs spinning behind the man’s eyes. Something about that answer had stuck.
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It is red. A bright, remarkable red. Ryland unbuckles himself, stepping around Rocky to press his hand to the window, and rubs at his eyes when his vision blurs. “Rocky.”
“Grace-friend sit down. Head leaking.”
“It’s got an ocean.”
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An AU where Simon survives to be found by Grace, and accidentally brings something else with him.
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give me your eyes, i need sunshine (we've both been very brave) by Library_of_Gage
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jun 2026
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You ever see a fly endlessly bumping against a window so you open the window to let it out instead of just getting the swatter like usual. And it's all just on a whim?
So, anyway, Simon somehow finds himself floating in space after screaming at a giant eye in an endless red void.
Grace and Rocky are on the way to Erid when they come across an iron submarine with a dead eel monster hanging off the end.
Simon gets to heal, Grace gets to interact with another human again, and Rocky gets to watch the incredibly awkward courtship rituals of these two disasters (affectionate).
(AKA, it's my turn to play with the BloodyMary boys! :D )
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