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    After everything with Billy Hargrove, the upside down, and torturous Russians, Steve just wants somebody to love him. Ideally his parents.

    But what Steve forgets is there are a whole lot of people who do love him.

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    21 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Being paid to be a fake boyfriend wasn’t exactly Steve’s dream job, but after his family’s bankruptcy, he was willing to do anything to make ends meet. Thanks to Robin and the website she built for him, he’d had enough clients over the past couple of years to afford a nice apartment and even save some money.

    Everything’s going fine... until Edmund shows up.

    Funny, kind, and a little awkward, Edmund makes Steve start to question everything—including whether it’s time to leave the fake dating job. But Steve isn’t the only one hiding the truth.
    Edmund isn’t really Edmund. His real name is Edward, and he doesn't work at a record store. He’s actually the lead singer of Corroded Coffin.

    But lies have short legs and the truth always catches up.-

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    “Ed wouldn't steal anything, if that’s what you’re asking,” Carol replies, “But he’s a joker. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did it to get back at someone or to make someone laugh.”
    Steve chuckles, “I have no idea if he was acting for a personal vendetta, but I can assure you no one was laughing. That man looked like a mountain. I thought he was about to snap Edmund’s arm like a toothpick!”
    “Edmund?” Carol asks.
    “Yeah. Me. Edmund.”

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Tony Stark was dying.

    The palladium poisoning was getting worse by the day, and no amount of chlorophyll sludge, whiskey, or denial was going to fix it.

    Then New York called to inform him that his biological son’s guardians had died unexpectedly, leaving Tony with temporary emergency custody of a fourteen-year-old kid who very clearly wanted nothing to do with him.

    There was a reason Tony never wanted to be a father.

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    Or a 'Peter is Tony's biological kid' fic set during Iron Man 2. Tony is self-destructing and hurting Peter in the meantime. Happy's there to snap him out of it.

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    08 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Because Spencer wasn’t used to safe. He needed adrenaline to pump through his veins and soften the blow for him to have a good day.

    His family never really liked how violent he was.

    OR; Spencer comes back home from a particularly horrible fight and his Dad is less than amused.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    “Kid. You’re not just here for some mission. Is that what Steve told you when he plucked you out of that jail cell?”
    Peter snorts and pushes off the doorframe. “Steve didn’t tell me shit,” he says. “And even if he did, I do what I want. So if I wanted to sit around with all you people and play Settlers of Catan while eating homemade pretzels, I would. But I don’t, so I don’t. You are a roof over my head and food on my plate. Other than that, you can all leave me the hell alone.” He turns and the bedroom door slams.
    “Is that right,” Tony tells the closed door, setting his hands on his hips. “Oh, we’ll see about that.”
    Mission. Freaking. Acquired.
    Also, homemade pretzels sounds like a great idea.

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    23 Mar 2026