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Bilbo decides he needs to return to the mountain to resolve his feelings for Thorin, but for whatever reason, he finds himself unbearably horny and no matter how many times he takes matters into his own hand, unsated. Bilbo hopes he gets the chance to confess to Thorin...before his body betrays him and makes his desires known.
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- Part 13 of Year of Bagginshield (Collection)
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13 Jun 2026
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nothing good starts in a getaway car by TheFlirtMeister for erebid
Fandoms: The Passenger (Movie 2023)
12 May 2024
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Randy loses his virginity on the side of the highway, bent over the car bonnet.
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04 Jun 2026
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Randy and Benson have been on the road for a couple months now and tension is beginning to run a bit high.
Especially for Randy.
Benson decides to try and pull Randy out of his bad mood by suggesting he help him get off to some good ol’ heterosexual pornography.
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30 May 2026
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Randy blinks owlishly. The image stays the same.
Long, white beard. A red hat with a little ball at the end, a rounded gut wrapped in a matching red velvet coat. He looks wrong out here, a bright stab of color on a drab background, like blood against the slushy, gray snow.
And then Santa tucks his beard under his chin and lights a cigarette.
(OR: Randy gets a job at the mall during the holidays.)
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22 May 2026
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They say the first trimester is always the hardest when it comes to pregnancy. But dealing with a company of dwarves, an overprotective idiot of a husband and overly excited nephews; well, let's just say Bilbo Baggins could easily say that his first trimester could be the worst in all history.
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- Part 1 of Of Pregnancy
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03 May 2026