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    After everything, Harry doesn’t know where to go.

    Scratch that.

    ‘After’ is a relative concept. There is no ‘after’ when it comes to this type of war. So, to be specific, Harry doesn’t know where to sleep once he leaves St. Mungo’s three days after he reduced Voldemort to a very unspectacular pile of ash.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Harry knows better than to Floo into the Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes backroom without an invite. He knows better than to Floo into the twins’ flat unannounced, too.

    What Harry didn’t count on is the dangers of Flooing into his own office. It should be safe– it’s Harry’s sanctuary from the loud bustle of Wheezes, charmed to keep all the noise from the shop out. The office isn’t overly organised, nor is it particularly messy. It’s nice. Quiet. Calm.

    What’s happening on the desk in front of him is not quiet or calm. Nice, on the other hand…

    Sometimes, as Harry finds out, you Floo into your office to file some paperwork and end up between the Weasley twins instead.

    (MIND THE TAGS. This contains very explicit twincest and literal Harry/Fred/George. It's tagged, please don't come for me.)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Almost three years past the end of the War and Harry cherishes the mundane, the uneventful, the non-life threatening. So, choosing, of his own volition, to work at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes might seem like an odd choice on at least two of those counts.

    A series in which there are too many references to a) sofas, b) flavored lube, and c) how amazing the Weasley twins are, not necessarily in that order.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Lyonel and Dunk are squiring in the Dornish Marches when Lyonel decides that a bond will keep them from ever being separated. Unfortunately, he's incorrect.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    When the Ministry informs Harry that they are coming to destroy his wand for defending himself from the dementors that attack him in Little Whinging, Harry knows there's only one path left available to him. He can survive on his own. He knows how. It won't even be that hard. And being on the run in his animagus form makes him a feel a little closer to Sirius, anyway.

    At least, he thinks so, until he's picked up by a pet store, sold to a classmate, and brought right back to Hogwarts where the state of things is so bad that he's actually glad he's expelled.

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    21 Jun 2026