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    “Grace ok, question?”

    Grace responded, “Uh yeah bud, I’m ok. Could you jus’ give me a second?”

    There was a wavering in Grace’s voice that Rocky couldn’t place. His breaths were labored. Beneath the rush of the sink Rocky could hear a slick, wet sound that if he didn’t know any better, sounded like skin on skin.

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    Rocky has grown curious about the strange behavior Grace has been exhibiting. After some consideration, Grace agrees to show him exactly what makes humans so different from Eridians.

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    "Grace!" Rocky trills from behind him. Grace can hear the skittering taps of Rocky following swiftly behind, making him pick up his pace.
    "Nope! You already groped me once today, that's good enough!"
    "Rocky get more nipple tomorrow, question?"
    "Get more nip-" Grace mutters to himself as he repeats Rocky's insistent request. "No!"
    "But Grace say 'once today'. Imply Rocky have more tomorrow."

    Rocky gets curious about human biology, much to Grace's chagrin.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Humans leak. Instinctively, Rocky should find this gross.

    Instead, he wants a live demonstration.

    (All works in this series can be read separately from each other!)

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    01 Jul 2026

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    It was an accident the first time.

    (One could argue that it wasn't even an accident the first time. Grace could argue this, and he would argue this, probably questioning, how does someone masturbate accidentally??? To which Rocky would then point to Portable Earth Thinking Machine and bring up the many definitions of the very word accident—one being "lack of intention or necessity," which is what Rocky means in this particular case.)

    …admittedly, it doesn't quite work. Rocky didn't start pleasuring himself accidentally after all—that was very intentional, as much as he'd hate to admit it, but he'd rather jump out of Mary's airlock than explain that to Grace.

    So no, not quite an accident. Not exactly the word that fits this peculiar situation he's gotten himself into.

    Rocky just didn't intend for it to go this far.

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    “Genital organ swelling…is because of sleep hallucination, question?” Rocky says, sounding baffled.

    “Pretty much. Human bodies are weird.”

    “Weird weird weird,” Rocky mutters, rolling back out of my arms. “Glad Grace okay.”

    I nod, not feeling okay in the slightest. “Totally okay. I mean, how could I not be? I’ve got a spaceship, all the Taumoeba I can eat, and you. What else could I need?”

    Last night's dream isn’t fading like my dreams usually do after I wake up. I’m not sure I even want it to. I can’t stop hearing the sounds my brain imagined Rocky would make as I sank my fingers knuckle-deep inside of him, as he praised me for making him feel so good–

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