StarryWhisper



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    Maybe he’d shown Crowley how to perform a few miracles, but that Crowley had taken to them so well was surely a sign that he wasn’t all bad. And maybe Aziraphale had let himself be called upon to perform a few temptations, but that was just testing the will of the faithful if you looked at it from a different angle.

    He wouldn’t have needed to resort to these techniques, he told himself, if Heaven hadn’t recalled so many of their other agents over the years, if humans with their sins and their saintliness hadn’t multiplied quite so quickly, if someone had explained to him precisely his position in the Plan. But they hadn’t, and he had to get along somehow.

    And anyway, if it were really so bad someone surely would have told him to stop doing it.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.

    “It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”

    “I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”

    “Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
     

    Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.

    Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    “Well.” Crowley stood and stretched, looking rather more serpentine than usual. “See you at the orgy then. I’ll look for you by the buffet.”

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    Jayce is drugged at a gala, but it is no ordinary substance. Thrown into a mindless rut, who does he come upon but his partner?

    Together they must wade through the aftermath of the assault and decide if their partnership can withstand such weather, or if it will crumble under the weight of guilt and resentment, respectively.

    Or perhaps it will turn into something else entirely.

     

    [Mind. The. Tags. Could be triggering to sensitive folk.]

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    "I know what you're doing, Jayce."

    Jayce feels his face flush until he's uncomfortably hot. He sputters and fumbles around his words, looking anywhere except Viktor. "I don't—I mean, it's—I'm not—"

    "Heimerdinger put you up to this," Viktor concludes, lips turning up with a smirk. Jayce isn't sure whether to weep from relief or shout in frustration. Apparently Viktor takes his confused silence as confirmation. "One of his many attempts to get me out of the lab. I never expected him to make you do his dirty work, however."

    Jayce hopes Heimerdinger is a very forgiving yordle, because he's not about to correct Viktor's assumption. He simply holds up the intricate (expensive) regalia—woven out of pure gold and crimson threads—and asks: "Is that a yes then?"

    Jayce is still a student at the Academy, Viktor is the teaching assistant his peers pine after, and they've been dancing around each other for far too long. Eventually Jayce makes his intentions clear to anyone with a pair of eyes and lick of sense. Well, anyone except Viktor apparently.

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    13 Jul 2025