Something_Wrong



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  1. Rec 89

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    The Nemesis has been revived by dark energon, and reactivates its cloaking field just before Ratchet can send human infiltrators on board to retrieve the Iacon database and see where it’s headed. After a scouting mission, they discover that the Nemesis has transformed itself back into Trypticon, and is heading toward New York City. Fortunately, Agent Fowler’s got an asset in Japan that might just be able to take it on…

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Genuienly one of the best things I've ever read. Legendary.

  2. Rec 34

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    He should have known, really, that Shadow Milk Cookie would be as flighty as ever, even after years of living in the Vanilla Kingdom.

    It did not matter if he curled alongside the healer in bed, seeking out his warmth in the dead of night and never bringing attention to it in the morning. It did not matter that often he would bring Pure Vanilla Cookie a bowl of jellies, calming that his dough would grow brittle if he did not eat soon. No, it did not matter if Shadow Milk cared for him at all. At the end of the day, it would always be hidden behind barbs of wire, unwilling to bend even to his gentle touch.

    That does not change the reality that Shadow Milk Cookie, with all his bravado and bite, liked to run.

    Run he did, as Pure Vanilla has not spoken to the beast in two months since their last argument.

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    or, Shadow Milk left 2 months ago, the kingdom encounters a strange jackalope, and Pure Vanilla thinks there is a connection.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    If there is one thing Shadow Milk could be guaranteed to do, it would be meticulous. As exemplified by his carefully crafted wardrobe and by the schematics of each scheme he committed to, he always made sure every detail sat just right to get the point across. Though, he never thought he'd ever put this much care into a simple gift.

    Here is the current issue; Shadow Milk, in being locked away for more than a millennium, is unaware of the modern celebrations of cookie-kind. As the Fount he never indulged in any celebrations except for the ceremonial kind- blessings, prayers, and other nonsense he was expected to partake in.

    So when Pure Vanilla kindly requested he join him in the markets that day and he begrudgingly agreed, he was confused by the decorations being placed around the kingdom.

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    or, Shadow Milk tries to give Pure Vanilla a gift for Valentine's Day. It mostly works out.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “Your comm link,” Blaster says, holding out a servo as if expecting Soundwave to physically give him a solidified version of his comm link. “We can’t just go about without communication. We’re communication bots, Soundwave. Come on now, get with the program before I change the channel.”
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    or; Soundwave is stuck on a ship without a working engine. Blaster is also stuck in a ship without a working engine. The ship that Soundwave is stuck on is the the same ship Blaster is stuck on. It's the same ship. They are stuck in the same damned ship. Soundwave wonders what will win; the urge to fry Blaster's circuits - method of madness pending - or the need to eject himself out of the airlock.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Megatron put a bounty on Starscream's head, and Optimus has come to collect.

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    03 Nov 2019

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