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Captain Fantastic and the Pineapple King by brainless_scarecrow
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
26 Aug 2016
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Shit.
She hadn't noticed him yet. Maybe he could turn and leave without them noticing – Sam would understand. Sam was the most empathetic person he knew. He wouldn’t scold Steve for coming home spice-less to avoid an awkward encounter with an ex. Surely.
They drew closer.
Fuck.
Please don't notice me, please don't notice me, please don't notice me...
"Steve?"
Fuck.
In which Steve is saved from his ex in a grocery store, Bucky Barnes is Way Too Chill about absolutely everything, and Sam has had enough of all of these goddamn pineapples in his fucking house.
Or: The five times Steve received a pineapple (and one Piña Colada) and the one time he didn't- Language:
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07 May 2026
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[Podfic] Brooklyn by EvilDime
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
07 Nov 2018
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"Captain America, what's your stance on gay marriage?"
Everyone knows that, by now. Everyone but Bucky.
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05 May 2026
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Watch Your Mouth by Enalena
Fandoms: Marvel, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 May 2015
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Bucky finds out about the whole 'language' thing and after expressing his confusion to Steve, he goes about proving to himself that Steve's use of bad language is just as awful as anyone else's. If not worse.
Or "That time Bucky fucked Steve so hard, everyone's perfect image of Captain America was crushed".
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28 Apr 2026
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Coulson, for his part, stares up at Bucky with such a betrayed look of frozen horror that Natasha actually goes the extra step and presses another button, capturing the moment and airdropping the photograph to her phone for posterity. When he speaks, his voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. “Why…?” He swallows and starts again, trying for some semblance of normality. “...Why would you tweet something like that?!”
“If you must know, sir,” and somehow he manages to make ‘sir’ come out with the same inflection most people reserve for ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, “it’s because I have a difficult time doing my job when my job involves monitoring the man with the best fucking ass in the United States of America.” He slowly lowers himself back into his seat until he’s at eye level, making extreme eye contact with Coulson until Coulson turns away to make mortified eye contact in Natasha’s general direction through the one-way glass. Natasha would take another picture, if she weren’t too busy catching Steve’s red-faced sputtering. “Sometimes, I vent to my Twitter followers. Sometimes, it’s about hot men with washboard abs. Can I go now, or do you need a graphic description of how I pleasure myself at night?”
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27 Apr 2026
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show me how you give by applepieces
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Nov 2025
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There must be something wrong with him, because who the fuck goes for faceless BDSM-esque hookups on Grindr unless they’re looking to get murdered? And yet Bucky can’t help but click through to the rest of the profile.
The description is barren and blunt. There are three words, and only one of them is what Bucky cares about. Steve, 28, recently online and forty fucking feet away, is apparently a 5’4” strict top.
or: Bucky wins the war against the New York City Grindr scene
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27 Apr 2026