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The terms were simple enough.
For twenty-four hours, Draco was to be at Granger’s mercy, hers to use however and whenever she so desired.
He was to be hard and ready at all times, denied his own release unless and until she allowed it.
Or
Draco makes a bet with Granger that he isn’t willing to lose.
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22 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger has always carried an embarrassing secret: she gets turned on by learning. What happens when a tattooed Draco Malfoy shows up to Eighth Year and won't stop whispering interesting stories in her ear?
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20 Jul 2026
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It is the first annual session of the Camp for Muggleborn Integration, Networking, and Goodwill Experiences, and Camp Director and organizer Hermione Granger needs everything to go perfectly. Unfortunately, two of her counselors, Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy, cannot stop fighting.
Enter: The Get-Along Shirt
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Dronmione shenanigans and threesomes at summer camp. There's fighting, there's fucking, there's friendship bracelets. What more could you need?
Written for the Wet Hot Dr(on)mione Summer Fest.
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20 Jul 2026
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Now complete.
Hermione Granger lives in a house with legs, with a swamp-lizard named Stripes, in a semi-sentient ecosystem that occasionally burps up lost things. It’s not ideal, but after five and a half years in the Neitherlands, she’s made it work.
Then Draco Malfoy falls from the sky. Literally.
He has questions, a missing bag, and limited patience for her deeply repressed need for human contact.
As they navigate a shaky path between physics and magic, and a shared past, they might even figure out how to save their world.
This is a story about two lonely people trying to stitch the cosmos back together.
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Bookmarked by SmutBeast
17 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Blew my mind to pieces and scattered it across the multiverse 💖🥰🦎
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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- English
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Bookmarked by SmutBeast
15 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Hilarious and well written. A very light-hearted and low anxiety story with with well developed characters.