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After seven years in Azkaban, Severus is finally free. Unemployed and homeless in a world that has moved on without him, he has no other choice but to try and rebuild his life from the ground up. In the process, he will have to endure: a cursed apartment that breaks its own furniture for fun, a remarkably round owl called Britney Spears, and Harry Potter, who is obsessed with a potion that does not exist and has a soft spot for floral patterns and nail polish.
(Or: when Severus Snape was fifteen, he made a terrible mistake. When he was forty-six, he made it again.)
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- Part 2 of Ab Intra, Ab Extra
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08 Jul 2026
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Severus Snape has been in prison for the past six years, but it’s not what you think—life in Azkaban is never boring. Yaxley’s atrocious gang is on the rampage (again), the canteen’s newspapers are absolutely scandalous, kitchen duty pays well, and smuggling in potions from time to time grants Severus protection and free tobacco.
His peace of mind is disturbed when Harry Potter comes to visit.
(Now, surely a mischievous secret must be hiding behind that. Only it’s not the one Severus thinks.)
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Available in English, Polish and Chinese.
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06 Jul 2026
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In 1998, Lord Voldemort captured Harry Potter, won the war against the Muggles, and transformed Great Britain into Britannia Magica. Given the choice between rotting in a cell forever and joining him, Harry surrendered and took the Mark.
Five years later, Harry lives captive in Malfoy Manor while the war with Europe rages on. He kills his time by pacing the gardens, smoking with Draco Malfoy, and occasionally indulging in harder substances.
Life changes again when Voldemort discovers a ritual that could potentially transfer Harry's magic to another wizard. To test this ritual, he gives Harry to Severus Snape.
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Severus moved to the bed. What a hero, he thought, staring down at the boy. The Chosen One, the Boy who Lived.
Such crap. He was a child, even at twenty-three.
A stupid, wretched, shamefully daft, monumentally unlucky child.
“Lie down,” Severus told him.
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This story is heavily inspired by the scarcely documented opioid crisis in Germany’s nazi party. Multiple characters are high-functioning laudanum and/or morphine addicts.Bookmarked by SheGrowsOranges
05 Jul 2026
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One day, comfortably set up in the afterlife, Lily Evans Potter switches on the telly and gets hooked on the Harry Potter show.
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04 Jul 2026
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Severus Snape's Sex Book for Dark Wizards by Octro
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Mar 2024
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[Post-War] A mystery Dark Wizard is writing a sex column so popular that it gets picked up by the Prophet. Amongst the deliciously dangerous and titillating taboo, the column describes, in great detail, actual Dark Magic and how to use it to have incredible, unforgettable sex. As the column gets printed week after week, the mystery writer reveals he’s (rightfully) getting investigated by an Auror.
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Vibe: Witty and deliciously dark. Severus Snape writing a sex column like a rogue Rita Skeeter. Nod to most things kinky.
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01 Jul 2026