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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Parker Wotherspoon is a grown adult and professional hockey player known for fighting the big boys of the NHL. Then one clean hit accidentally turns him into the inciting incident in a teenage hockey romance. And worse: now the angry half of that romance is his captain.

    Or: Parker Wotherspoon's perspective on Willmack.

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Mack returns from Worlds & Will makes him feel better in a very Will Smith way.

    That's pretty much it.

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    “Oh, jeez, I’m so sorry!”

    Macklin is suddenly on his back, staring at the ceiling. His back hurts. The front of his shirt is wet. How the fuck is this his life?

    When he tilts his head, he gets a full view of, possibly, the prettiest girl he's ever seen. In his life.

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    He clicked 'Calculate.' The screen buffered, and he waited patiently.

    Compatibility Rating: 18%

    “That’s too bad! Pisces and Gemini often clash, and their conversation could only remain on a surface level. Long-term relationships between these two signs are not guaranteed.”

    Will sat up so fast his neck popped. Never in his life has he felt so offended before this zodiac compatibility score. Eighteen percent??? Eighteen???

     

    If this is how it's going to play out, the astrology website be damned, he’s gonna woo Macklin so hard that the stars themselves would have to realign.

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    After the first few games of the season, press across the nation is working its hardest to get the Centaurs to criticize the relationship between their captain, Ilya Rozanov, and one of their newest teammates, Shane Hollander. The Centaurs aren't putting up with it.

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    The Hollander-Rozanovs (spoiler alert, Dykstra) are on their way to bankruptcy because their teammates are out to both get and protect them.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Harris Drover is just trying to do his job, so he borrows a baby and jumps on a trend. What could go wrong?

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    06 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 97

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    Chapter 1: interview transcript with Shane and Ilya
    Chapter 2: twitter reaction

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander goes on and does an interview but he accidentally reveals something about himself.

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    06 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 43

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    Hockey Gossip @hockeygoss

    🚨 Sources report Shane Hollander was overheard saying he "wants to go home" while sitting on a Montreal bench this afternoon.

    Several local residents described the player as "pathetic" and "kind of sad."

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    Shane Hollander is very lost. Despite what they claim, the fans aren't helping.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Sharpy shrugs. “I always sort of imagined Jonny didn’t have sex. He just sweetly held hands and stared soulfully into…” he shakes his head, “...whoever’s eyes.”

    In which everybody thinks Jonathan Toews is chaste like a nun. Everybody, it turns out, is very, very wrong.

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    05 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 25

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    Luca had the misfortune of meeting Roger Crowell at 2023's NHL Awards. He hated every second of talking to that man and it showed on his face. Ilya noticed how upset his right winger was and when Luca explained he had spoken to Crowell, the Russian went on a small rant about all the things the man and Coach Theriault put Shane through during his last season with the Montreal Voyageurs.

    Luca felt furious that the best player in the league could be treated like that for his sexuality. If that was the reality for Shane, then what could someone like Luca expect (if) he ever came out? Now, he might be shy and known for being easy to startle, but one thing Luca had learned after many years online was how to subtly deal with homophobes.

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    Luca Haas revives his old Hollanov stan account to write RPF about Crowell and Theriault. There is ugly fanart, tumblr posts, a cens groupchat and a fanfic about two homophobes that fall in love. Because nothing is gayer than hating a man just because he gets dick and you don't

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    05 Jun 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya's livestreams always seem to mention a certain someone. The fans wonder who the hell locked down Boston's biggest fuckboy.

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    Ilya's fans are obsessed with his unhinged livestreams and Harris decides this is the perfect opportunity for a soft launch.

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    05 Jun 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 42

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    ANANIA: Name something a gay person would have in their Instagram photo dumps.

    Ilya thinks for a moment.

    ILYA (calling off camera): Shane! What do you have in your Instagram photo dumps?

    Anania lets out a startled laugh.

    Or: Ilya goes on Gaydar, the web series where Anania Williams finds out if someone is gay, straight, or a homophobe

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    05 Jun 2026

  14. Public Bookmark *

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    ESPN @ESPN
    BREAKING NEWS: The Ottawa Centaurs are officially acquiring Montreal Metro’s captain Shane Hollander in a recent trade. More details to follow.

    shane hollander’s attorney @hollzymvp
    WHAT

    silver @baepshane
    WHAT THE FUCK

    gel @agustorrie
    THAT TAROT CARD READER WAS FUCKING RIGHT

    valentine @STILLYOURBOYY
    here comes rozanov in 3… 2… 1…

    Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @rozanovofficial
    Happy pride month to me 🏳️‍🌈

    Ottawa Centaurs ✔️ @ottawacentaurs
    It’s official, folks! We are excited to announce that we have acquired Shane Hollander as our new star centre! Let’s give him a very warm welcome 🏒♥️

    valentine @STILLYOURBOYY
    there he is

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    05 Jun 2026

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    05 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 96

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    Lily @HollandersFreckles
    Hollander is always reading some boring book. Fitting for the most boring player

    >Maggie!! @Hollanov4Life replying to @HollandersFreckles
    >Did you see what he was reading though? 👀

    Mimi @notevenhockey
    Shane Hollander I know what you are

    Or: an aspiring to be well-read Shane Hollander gets caught reading about queer activism and responds incredibly normally. The internet reacts just as normally.

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    05 Jun 2026

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    The Half-Horsemen (and Harris)

    Hayes
    [twitter.screenshot.1]
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    [twitter.screenshot.4]
    @Barrett why are we sending people money?

    Boodram
    Man WHAT is going on over there

    Dykstra
    They’re making us pay reparations now??

    Barrett
    Uh…

    Rozanov
    @Barrett if you’re paying people for being gay where is my money?

    Or: It's Pride Month, and the gays are posting their Venmos/Cashapps/Zelles in the hopes of straight people pay up for their crimes. Troy Barrett also pays.

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    05 Jun 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 48

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    03 Jun 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 40

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    BREAKING NEWS: TROUBLE IN PARADISE? OTTAWA CENTAURS CAPTAIN, ILYA ROZANOV SPOTTED GETTING HOT & HEAVY WITH RIGHT WINGER LUCA HAAS?!

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    Someone takes a video of Ilya and Luca kissing, the internet explodes.

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    03 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    It's been a year since Shane traded to the Centaurs when he and Ilya invite Luca into their bed for the first time. It was just supposed to be for a little fun; Luca is very pretty and gets so adorably flustered over his former-idols-turned-teammates.

    Before they know it, what was supposed to be a one-time thing turns into more.

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    03 Jun 2026

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