RoyallyJestering



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  1. Summary

    This is my take on humanstuck and the family dynamics there of. It only kind of has a narrative/plot? Its mostly just for one shots and other works of that and my style as per usual. May update this part of what the series has as a general idea of how things work if i get enough ideas.

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  2. Summary

    Basically my wishful thinking of what the dancestors and their universe could've been like had it been that hussie wasn't a bitch. Hopefully you'll enjoy it with me.

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    Kirk meets a Vulcan, marries a Vulcan, and apparently outrages the entire Vulcan government in one day. He's an overachiever like that.

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    10 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    they are unwell in every goddamn universe I NEEDD what they have

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    Kirk is holding out an uncut red gem the size of his fist and saying, “For you.”

    This does not fit the behavioral patterns.

    Kirk, who has always been adept at knowing when he has baffled Spock to the utmost, smirks. “What? They tried to bribe me with this bad boy and I don’t need it. It was either bring it back for you or toss it, and that would be a waste of a perfectly good ruby.” 

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    09 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    never settle for anything less if Professional War Criminal James T. Kirk Mirrorverse can treat his woman right and proper with jewels and a rail then so can anybody else. Spock u lucky whore

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    Spock wants Jim to fuck him. Jim thinks Spock wants to kill him. In the Mirror Universe, this is what passes for a romantic comedy.

    Or: five times Mirror Kirk thought he was going to get murdered during sex (but wasn’t), and the time he finally figures out why.

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    09 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    absolute cinema. this was like a romcom to me except with a blaringly large R rating if not greater than that

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    “A condition – you're sick? With spontaneous flowers? How do I get rid of them?”
    “You do not.”

     

    (Or: Hanahaki disease is not fatal, but it is exclusive to Vulcans. Honestly, death would be more dignified.)

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    04 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    peak cinema

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    "You're drunk, Bridge."

    "I've never felt more sober in my entire life!" the blonde protested, shooting to her feet and wobbling slightly before finding her balance and leveling Courtney with a look of such resolve it very nearly knocked her off her stool.

    "In fact - bartender, you are our witness," she swung a finger in the direction of the man behind the counter errantly polishing a glass, and he arched a curious brow at her but refrained from comment, "I, Bridgette Lowry, will not date another man until Courtney Lind does!"

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    04 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yknow what...!!!