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    Harry Potter spent his eleventh birthday in a cabin on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea, listening to his cousin snore on the couch.

    When a knock sounded on the wind-swept, rain-drenched door, it was not a giant fist (or a half-giant's fist). It was a short sharp rap that sounded once, twice, three times before Minerva McGonagall simply charmed the lock open and stepped inside.

    "Apologies," Minerva said crisply, as Vernon raced out brandishing his rifle and Petunia pulled Dudley up off the couch and behind her. "I wasn't sure you could hear me over the weather.” The rain fell down behind the professor in a roar. She was perfectly dry.

    Minerva fished in her pocket without looking, because the only things allowed in her pockets were only ever exactly what she needed. “I've come to deliver this," she said, pulling out a letter and handing it to Harry, who was cross-legged on the floor, "because our owl post seems to have been unable to get through.”

    “And I've come to deliver this," she added, pulling out a second letter, "because Hogwarts by-laws require a professor to hand-deliver acceptance letters to Muggleborn families for their explanation and comfort."

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    02 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    “What are you?” Felix asked, feeling his phone buzz against his thigh. He stared at his thigh. Then at his shorts. Which had sluttishly stretched up his legs. Then back at the stranger, who was staring at Felix’s thighs as well. “I’m a rugby player.” He pointed at his jersey.

    “Right,” the man said, cradling his own Bloody Mary. “I’m a vampire.”

    “Ah,” Felix said. A bit out of vogue, he thought, Anne Rice’s poofy, powdered villains clacking around in high-heeled boots across his mind. “Well, where are your fangs?”

    “Right here,” the man said, opening his mouth.

    Felix sipped his drink and leaned in close, inspecting the man’s unusually long and pointy canines. He wanted to reach out and prod the points, but he didn’t.

    “Very cool,” he said, giving the man a thumbs up.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Steven has never felt as connected with his daemon as people are supposed to. And he did, technically, sort of, almost leave the house without her one time. But that's probably fine, right? Or at least, it's not as bad as it sounds?

    Until he sees footage of his body looking into a security camera, with Zillah riding on his shoulder and giving it exactly the same intense stare, and that's not him.

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    10 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    A night drive, a meeting, a few overdue conversations. Not necessarily in that order.

    Over the months, Jake has grown more comfortable conversing with Steven. Together, they confer like college roommates, like brothers, lobbing insults back and forth like terms of affection, their conversations easy and fraternal and casual.

    To Marc, Jake does not talk much at all.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Over the phone, it was easy to forget they weren’t one person. One could almost pretend Marc had an excitable British roommate. Layla didn’t pretend. But there was something very unsettling about standing in a room that had contained her husband one second ago, and suddenly contained someone wholly different.

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    This is a story about how Marc and Layla learn to fit Steven into their relationship, Steven learns what being in a relationship is all about, and definitely no one is hanging out with Khonshu on the sly.

    Main story is complete!

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    09 Dec 2025