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those who can't [flirt like functional adults], teach by coalitiongirl
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
09 Jun 2021
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Here's the thing. Ms. Swan and Ms. Mills hate each other. Their feud is the lifeblood of the Storybrooke Middle School rumor mill. Discerning observers might suspect something else entirely– a crush, masked by obnoxious hostility and even more obnoxious pranks– but in the long run, what's going to get two romantically repressed women to figure out that they're uselessly in love?
Maybe a really dramatic Homecoming. Maybe enough interference by the resident baby gays of Storybrooke Middle School. Maybe a few more moments of unexpected vulnerability.
Maybe a little boy with a secret.
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28 Jun 2026
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Regina texts the wrong number and winds up with an anonymous confidant. Emma goes on a terrible blind date and winds up in a relationship with the worst person ever.
The best love triangles are (not-so-)straight lines.
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Bookmarked by Rae2509
28 Jun 2026
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“Hi,” Emma stutters out pathetically, a shy smile on her thin lips. “I’m Emma.”
Brown eyes look expectantly at her, as if to say, “okay, and?” She clears her throat, now growing a hundred times more nervous. This is going well. Her cheeks are undoubtedly tinted pink as she gestures to the bar. “Uh... Can I buy you a drink?”
Finally, red lips part, and whatever Emma had possibly expected to come from that delicious looking mouth is so much farther from what really does.
“Lo Siento. No entiendo Inglés... Em-ma.”
And as sexy as her voice is when it curves seductively around those spanish words, it’s also very disappointing.
“Well shit.”
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OR, the one where Emma meets a hot stranger in a bar, hot stranger turns her down, then coincidentally, they meet again where said hot stranger is Emma's five year old son's Kindergarten teacher.
Buckle down friends, she's a thicc girl.
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Bookmarked by Rae2509
26 Jun 2026
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On day one of her junior year at Boston College, Emma makes a fool out of herself in front of the most beautiful woman she’s ever seen. She tries not to dwell on it, though – after all, it’s not like the woman is going to end up teaching one of her classes.
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Bookmarked by Rae2509
16 Jun 2026
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Emma Swan is deep in debt, working for a boss who hates her, and has just been dumped by a guy who didn't deserve her in the first place. When Regina Mills - millionaire, high-flying art dealer and the most beautiful woman Emma has ever seen - swoops into her life and offers her a world of luxury in exchange for pretending to be her girlfriend, Emma can't possibly say no.
Modern-day AU set in New York. Based on Sarra Manning's 'Unsticky'.
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- Part 1 of For Love or Money
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16 Jun 2026